52? Em is *52*?! Oh hell no!! He's getting to the age where he'll draw a blank when he's introducing himself and Gen X'ers will get all excited and start singing.
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52? Em is *52*?! Oh hell no!! He's getting to the age where he'll draw a blank when he's introducing himself and Gen X'ers will get all excited and start singing.
There are some hot sauces that really make me appreciate the smooth side of the toilet paper
That's actually my dad after giving me a Fisher Price 110 camera for Christmas. You know, the blue one with the yellow film advance mechanism. I soon thereafter received a heated explanation of the need for personal space. Didn't need the flip-flash for that pic though
Like, natural? Or are you sporting a murkin?
I encourage everyone to punk new PS5 Pro buyers. No reason aside from humor and a side salad of sadism.
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I've been absent for a good while because I'm limiting my exposure to social media. Regardless:
Happy holidays to everyone. I hope you enjoy your time with family, with friends, or by yourself. All of these are relevant, and for those celebrating alone, i wish you the best.
Nice! I haven't played the new episode. Please post how you like it. Thanks.
Which game is your first download? Fallout 4 doesn't need that much muscle...
The torrid love affair between Road Bike and Off-Road Bike finally ran its course, and the two were forced to part and go their separate ways.
Wait, I thought you said you have astigmatism?
Watching old episodes of E.R. and realizing how much I forgot about Organic Chemistry, Human Biology, Anatomy and Physiology, Medical Terminology, and several other classes. Those languages are no longer familiar to me. Good thing I'm not a doctor.
"What were the late 70's / early 80's like, Matt?"
Vancouver, B.C. resident: Excuse me sir, but that fork is made with compostable bamboo per city ordinance, and should not be discarded with landfill trash
Me: My bad, I'm still adjusting after moving here from a city in Iowa where people would just throw their old car batteries in the lake
The assistant manager of my local grocery store's deli is named Dom. Once again, Dom is in charge of the subs.
Marvel Rivals players just love when you play as Jeff the Land Shark and yell "Hawk Tuah!" when you spit them out
I'm so glad that public toilets don't charge you a quarter per flush. Those are usually my worst shits and I never carry much loose change
Well, I suppose that's one way to get into the Christmas spirit
Why is he called Iron Man and not FeMale?
Sheepdogs are just wooly bullies
What do I think the drones over New York are?
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
Must be a bug...
This is the voice of DAVID DRAIMAN from the band Disturbed. So haunting and beautiful
The people will not stand for this.
If they did this, their budget would be underwater
They lost their apeel
Doesn't it sound like he meant to say "fucking" at the 5-second mark?
