Lauren Flans

I know that I don't know the specifics of what exactly is going on, but just wanted to say that I really, really hope you see some improvement ❤️‍🩹 And you can always just rewatch something from Rachel Weisz's VAST CANON of previous horny work!!

OMG I'M SO SORRY IRONICALLY I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT IT TWO DAYS AGO FROM MY MOM OF ALL PEOPLE (😳)! Info:

i gotchu

Screenshot of three albums on my phone: Instagram (437 pics), Memes and such (101 pics), and My wife (16 pics of Rachel Weisz WAY TOO FEW TO BE CONSIDERED WEIRD!!!). The images for the first two albums are pics of Pierro (duh); the image for "My wife" is an Insta post of Rachel Weisz that I made for International Lesbian Day despite the fact that she is not a lesbian.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MARTYRDOM IN THE NAME OF MY LOVE FOR RACHEL WEISZ!!! 😭 Just please don't tell her I have an album of pictures of her on my phone named "My wife" (I don't wanna come on too strong).

It's called "Vladimir" and it's on Netflix. I've only watched the first episode so far but it's very funny. It's like if Fleabag was uncool (the character; not the show).

i'd like to get behind her if u know what i mean

(jk i want her to slap me in the face like she did to emma stone in the favourite but harder)

I honestly think it rules that Rachel Weisz became huge at 29 with The Mummy, did almost exclusively serious/artsy films for two decades, and then as soon as she hit her mid-40s was like "I will now only play characters who are bisexual and, like, IMPOSSIBLY horny."

(This is about her new show.)

'70s people are THE hottest. I watched a Woodstock documentary ('69 counts) and everyone was GORGEOUS.

this just compelled me to do a google image search for greg lake so thank you for that

YES WE SAW IT SAUSAGE SCURRY!!! 😍

ok this tracks

why don't u guys like this

more like marco rubiNO amirite

oh great now our shitty fucking president is appropriating having unsightly skin rashes which is definitively MY thing

you either die goofy or live long enough to see yourself become pluto

me to get my Novavax booster!" video; jfc. Anyway, I wanted to say all of this in reply to the woman you quote-posted instead of dumping it here, but of course she has turned off replies - the truest metric of a good faith argument! 😃

Get vaccinated, but also WEAR A FUCKING MASK.

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highly effective at preventing severe outcomes during the acute phase of Covid; they do not 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 reduce transmission itself by any rational standard, but of course you should still get them as a 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 of protection, WHICH JULIE SAYS IN HER FUCKING VIDEOS! She literally did a "come with (3/4)

everybody knows MULTIPLE people who had "breakthrough" Delta infections within months or WEEKS of getting vaccinated. And I say this as someone who still gets vaccinated every six months! I would *love* to know how many of the people calling Julie anti-vax can say the same. The vaccines are (2/4)

So many "experts" (HEAVY shade/sarcasm) are being 𝘣𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 disingenuous about this. The exact quote in Julie's video is "vaccines don't actually reduce transmission 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆" and this is fucking true! The highest ever vaccine uptake was right when they were rolled out in April-ish 2021 and (1/4)

"love wins" damn dude are u sure cause right now love is getting its fucking ass kicked

ok damn ur right

YET.

@begillz.bsky.social another Sophie! 😍 Sophie hive RISE UP!

Instagram DM exchange between me and my buddy: HIM: I dunno, he seems like a nice fella ME: i will fight his pansy ass HIM: (Nodding) Whatever he is seems far more deep-seated than just addiction, certainly ME: i will ask him about this after i kick his pansy ass HIM: I believe in you

BAHAHAHAHAHA literally what I said to my friend on Insta 🤣🤣🤣

omfg i didn't know he'd used an adjective too what a fucking loser 🤣

weird that shia labeouf says gay men scare him since he has the gayest fucking name i have ever heard like bitch your full government name is SHIA SAIDE LABEOUF that's like the name version of an ascot you fucking queen 👑

how does she always look so wise? 🥹

he is always amenable to sun! 🌞