Nate

Swords will never be obsolete. They're cutting edge technology!

I was trying to think of the French word for white, but my mind just went blanc.

Have you considered opening a restaurant? You would make a great Nate-re d'

You can identify a dogwood tree by its bark.

People are usually shocked when they learn that I'm not a good electrician.

I don't know if tectonic plates are dishwasher safe, but they do go great with a continental breakfast.

The pony couldn't sing in the choir because it was a little horse.

What's the difference between you and a light bulb? You can't be replaced. 🥰

The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

Ever try blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!