Nick

90% don’t hate Brexit though, a decent % of the voting public are protected for the effects aka pensioners the shit won’t hit the fan until there are no carers

My main takeaway is that he travelled with the team, does he selected team as well as the squad.

If he is then I feel that a 'National Selector' on tour should have been taking those end of play press conferences instead of assistant coaches

The Merc is growing on me, still feel it's a bit W15/16 but I like all the changes

I feel like there isn't enough pressure on the ECB for AI generating the whole winter

TNT Sports again! When will it end?

It was nice they had two transfer windows without unlimited money even if they did spent £200m in one of them

Or is that just what they want us the think...?

Never in doubt...

At least the RRR is going up but yeah Sir Robert will be hiding in the clubhouse soon

They gave him a new contract after Newcastle's bids so it makes sense. No harm in Leeds enquiring, thought he might end up at Spurs

Getting Carrick in for half a season to wait for Glazner is so tinpot if he is Man Utds choice. Surely he is pragmatic enough to just make do for six months.

Like I don't think he have an awful win% because he insists on playing a system he doesn't have the players for

They really missed out not rinsing Newcastle for £55m in the summer, wonder what they're asking now.

I'm sure Sir Robert will be overseeing things from the nearest golf course

Someone hasn’t seen his record at Welsh Fire! big asterisk for me

Starmer’s post has grok dressing as a nazi as the first reply

X hadn’t done a thing

What what number of plane hijacks does she start to count as an expert? After the second one I'd say but I suppose it's fine because it's on the job training not some liberal airline flight school

This is exactly why my mum barged her way into the cockpit of every plane we ever got on.

She took down three air marshals last time, and then successfully landed a Boeing 747 on a French aircraft carrier which was on patrol in the South Pacific. Unfortunately the flight was meant to go to Luton.

See Mum all the time I spent gaming was to errr improve my eyesight..

That's about the ratio that English Cricket prefers, hurrah Henry

What if my first pet was a bat named Val? I mean it wasn’t it was a Gerbil who turned out not to be the gender advertised

Going Bale so people can’t really nail down a birth range by admitting Kilmer

Cheers Jim crying about match day revenue lost now

Feels like FFP had finally really caught up with the and the old Glazer playbook of distracting with a shiny new player isn’t possible

Do think goodwill towards Amorim has shielded the board, guessing protests will start up again?

Offshore Jim will be excited by the prospect of not having to pay out his contract

You know that they say never meet your heroes at the casino bar in the hotel during what should have been day three of a Test you've flown to the other side of the world to watch

England’s booze-fuelled Ashes left Stokes and McCullum divided Telegraph Sport details England’s wretched time Down Under that was marred by controversies off the pitch and woeful performances on it

Grim reading I don't think anyone really begrudges them a night out and if they want to reduce their physical performance with alcohol that is their choice, judge on results but it does seem like there were a lot of nights out

www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026...

Has he been kidnapped? This feels like a cry for help

The answer is clearly Bryon Carse…