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Smelly furtado

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14.02.2026 01:22 👍 150 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0

ARTHUR MORGAN IF HE WAS IN SUPER MARIO:
MARIO: Yahoo yippee wahoo it's a me a mario
ARTHUR MORGAN: You goddamn crazy i-talian sonofabitch

27.12.2025 05:26 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

Breaking up w my bf for the week I need no distractions !! #grunchweek

07.04.2025 05:52 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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#GRUNCHWEEK

07.04.2025 04:22 👍 15 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
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Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.

04.01.2025 18:56 👍 5368 🔁 618 💬 117 📌 49

These guys definitely fuck w the fleet foxes white winter hymnal

25.12.2024 05:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Let me suck them toes"

25.12.2024 02:02 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2
a cat being petted on the head. It looks unbothered.

a cat being petted on the head. It looks unbothered.

unbothered

24.12.2024 23:53 👍 510 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 1

I’d bounce on it ig

22.12.2024 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bots have found me on here wym if $2000 was sent to my cashapp what would I do w it?

22.12.2024 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anti Italian propaganda probably

03.12.2024 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

02.12.2024 05:03 👍 140856 🔁 12747 💬 2888 📌 662

What is w you people and farts smh

02.12.2024 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Made sense to me *interlinked*

01.12.2024 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they’re now saying a second plane has hit the tower

01.12.2024 23:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My small legion of burger king bots I keep in my garage that protect me from intruders and ne'er do wells

01.12.2024 20:55 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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Played pinball w my handsome awesome bf last night (second pic only for him)

01.12.2024 22:24 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

plug a lil cool, but he weird

30.11.2024 04:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I wanna be friends with hope walz so bad

25.11.2024 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need to take my bf here

25.11.2024 04:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i turn on my humidifier, air purifier and white noise machine

25.11.2024 01:41 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

Big fuck you to the other app that is riddled with faceless accounts that get boosted for telling me my opinion doesn’t matter anymore and i should join them, weirdo freaks

25.11.2024 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.11.2024 21:43 👍 44869 🔁 6129 💬 660 📌 154
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Period

21.11.2024 12:24 👍 63252 🔁 10167 💬 835 📌 268

Bros crashing out

22.11.2024 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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bag calling

21.11.2024 19:21 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m officially “enjoying modern family age”

21.11.2024 00:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Last thing a sausage McMuffin sees when I get my dirty paws onnit

20.11.2024 21:12 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is my favorite show ever resurrect them NOW

19.11.2024 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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bring this show back NOW

18.11.2024 19:09 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0