It’s happening again.
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it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Jude Law will be too expensive, I can perform Cockney duties for a fraction of the price!
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
Oi you! Yes you!
Did you grow up the ‘80’s?
Do you remember Opal Fruits & Verucca socks?
Do you like Alan Carr?
Do you love the Football?
Are you a fan of my particular brand of bullshit?
Then watch all episodes of Changing Ends on ITV NOW!!!
Randall and Hopkirk Deceased, very good!
Yeah I remember, how you doing? Thought I’d pop back over here it’s a bin fire over there!
Dis fuckin’ guy tho! #ChangingEnds ITV
Cheers Daniel!
Nice to see you, to see you…
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
Content I’m here for!
It’s me Strove, nice to see you!
Didn’t waste all my time at The Cock Inn!
Why Thankyou! How delightful!
I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
Made a Dragon Egg Vase! #hotd #ceramics #UlfsACraftyBitch
You dun know!
Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!
The Flatterers by Pieter Brueghel the Younger. Basically lots of little people looking inside a bumflap
Sneaking back to X for a quick look around
Used to do a pretty good Bellamy back in the playground!
Seems alright here…for now!!!
