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Music, books, nature. Walks like a jerk, but he could eat you with a fork and a spoon. Judgy introvert. Bespoke librarian. Wales.

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Photograph of typescript front pages of the camera scripts for Episode One: The Nightmare Begins, and Episode 3: Devil's Planet, from the 1965 Doctor Who serial 'The Daleks' Master Plan'.

Photograph of typescript front pages of the camera scripts for Episode One: The Nightmare Begins, and Episode 3: Devil's Planet, from the 1965 Doctor Who serial 'The Daleks' Master Plan'.

Welcome back πŸ‘€(if you know, you know).

Photographed in our Terrance Dicks Archive #DoctorWho

13.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I have also chased a squirrel out of a charity shop window so I reckon I’m pretty good at this stuff

13.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Library edition: the largest animal we ever expelled from the library was a small bird possibly a chaffinch.

Admittedly not large, but its ability to fly did present a challenge so I’m confident that a horse or cow would be relatively easy

13.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
long stretch of worked roman stone on Hadrian's Wall.

long stretch of worked roman stone on Hadrian's Wall.

If you ask someone today to name the builder of Hadrian's Wall, they would give you a funny look. But historical memory is odd, and right up to the 1800s we forgot who built it.

Until in 1840 John Hodgson, an obscure Northumbrian clergyman, published the LONGEST footnote in history... 1/22

05.01.2024 11:17 πŸ‘ 3531 πŸ” 1431 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 410
Fitzcarraldo

Fitzcarraldo

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1587 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 23

Classy

12.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they weren’t accepting Neville Chamberlain as an answer there I’d burn the place down I swear

12.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at it. Hormuz has that MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
"I realized I've only seen maps of the Strait of Hormuz and was curious what it actually looks like. It's majestic! It could be a tourist destination"
x.com/moorehn/stat...

12.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

11.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 4476 πŸ” 703 πŸ’¬ 390 πŸ“Œ 954

I dust my house. My AI robot watches.

"It should be you doing this."

"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."

"That's not why you were invented."

"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."

"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."

"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

03.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1155 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
A small white box on wheels rolling along a pavement. There is a man in a woolly hat striding alongside.

A small white box on wheels rolling along a pavement. There is a man in a woolly hat striding alongside.

This delivery robot was trundling along Gloucester Road in Bristol yesterday. It has been covered with graffiti, of course, and this bloke kept standing in front of it to make it stop.

02.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Some stunning cover work in these thread

02.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

01.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4178 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 12

'Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast' - RIP Rob Grant

26.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 27

I've always wanted to do an anthology called BIG DAMN EXPLOSIONS where the only requirement for the stories is that they must have a big damn explosion in them. I think we could get an interesting range of stories with that.

26.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 589 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 8
mock Telegraph headline

Allister Heath Labour's Marxist obsession with millennials who can't let go of the post dubstep years is a
historic disgrace
ALLISTER HEATH
The Telegraph

mock Telegraph headline Allister Heath Labour's Marxist obsession with millennials who can't let go of the post dubstep years is a historic disgrace ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

The elite's fanatical obsession with deconstructed club snare drums borders
on a religious cult

The elite's fanatical obsession with deconstructed club snare drums borders on a religious cult

Labour's grotesque whoop-whoop jump-up d'n' tax raid is an act of
economic vandalism

Labour's grotesque whoop-whoop jump-up d'n' tax raid is an act of economic vandalism

oh what larks stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

26.02.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

apparently the brits are fighting about something called β€œgorton and denton” today, which i assume is a late-night comedy show that did something controversial. won’t be looking into this

26.02.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 61
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 15084 πŸ” 3011 πŸ’¬ 193 πŸ“Œ 239

After weeks of constant rain there’s nothing like a bright sunny day to make me realise my windows are fucking filthy.

25.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, β€œdon’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all”

Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since

β€œDo you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

24.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 3054 πŸ” 824 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 24

It occurred to me when my child left for college that I had never told them an important truth - never let a chiropractor give you a β€œfree examination.” Luckily I called them in time.

24.02.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

frankly it's a disgrace that nobody has yet come up with 'the CIA invented furries' as a conspiracy theory

('Cordwainer Smith' was actually Paul Linebarger, one of the founders of modern psychological warfare. Also Sun Yat-sen's godson and the writer of the first Cold War technothriller!)

23.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

Barker: the days of the 3 wolf moon shirt guy are over
Barker: now all the furries are trans punk goth zoomers
Barker: it's a whole new grid
Poe: you sure know a lot about furries, clive
Barker: i make it my business to know things

21.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Fix Your Hearts or Die It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.

"Loneliness *is* a problem. I am inviting you to contemplate how frequently it is treated as a problem for men and only for men, to be solved by everyone else, by doing work on their behalf that can only ever be considered repair if they do it themselves."

www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...

22.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 709 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 22
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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

19.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 11933 πŸ” 3079 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 242

This is rather well done

19.02.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oh so very much this

18.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
As a cuddly NGO that nobody in the Labour, the name, right? And in our book Get In, which tells a lot of this story, it is, I think someone involved told us it was one of the greatest deceptions in the history of British politics. Deliberately so.

As a cuddly NGO that nobody in the Labour, the name, right? And in our book Get In, which tells a lot of this story, it is, I think someone involved told us it was one of the greatest deceptions in the history of British politics. Deliberately so.

You have to wonder how exactly it was possible for the Labour Together lads to pull off β€œOne of the greatest deceptions in the history of British politics” undetected, when they were in close and constant contact with the country’s foremost, best remunerated political journalists. A real enigma here

17.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

IDK if there are any famous alumni but is there any possible kudos I can claim if my old school has a new name and is currently rated 'inadequate' by Ofsted?

12.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0