Willem Dafriend

if somebody gets warned too much, they have to go into time out temporarily lol

my cursor hovering threateningly over the "warn" button on aim...

69768821 lol

good selections! I've had similar trouble, they don't even have MGSV on the list which is unbelievable

*my* human serviette? on the epstein list? it's more likely than you think.

lol this guy's impression of nardwuar is great

imagine Hideo Kojima is on the flight logs and a bunch of emails surface where all the sickos briefly discuss that one weird guy that nobody knows, who spoke to absolutely no one, but was occasionally witnessed taking pictures of like beach stones with striations that look like smiley faces

Goody Smythe “accidentally” grazing her goats on my pasture again. Just so she can knock on my door to apologise and flutter her eyelashes and wrest at the hem of the mucky skirts that envelop her ample hips…those calloused hands.. that gleaming pious brow

Thurman was born in the jam

a very happy dog and his stuffed friend

enemies to lovers

omg he is humping it!!! he only ever did that to his other possums!! I AM HONOURED

very rarely has a toy been such a big hit that it requires surgery on the first day. happy birthday Thurman 🥰

Possum 2.0... arise!!!

squeaker insertion procedure... complete

ahh this is great, i aspire to this economy of lines with my drawings

...seduce them?

couldn't go as Danny Ocean anymore, Benedict was after him in those days

the only way to play

ah wait, i get it. judgment for the youth, fastpass for the auld

what about the 20-year-olds in this situation though. is this why some adults just turn out wrong?

i owe you so much

𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢

*raises paw* i am actually only attracted to people that I consider to be attractive?

I'd like to see them Both Sides this by finding a single human being who identifies as only being attracted to stupid people

some bitches will do anything to avoid coming out as bi

bootleg Bart has been evolving this whole time

Possum 2.0 almost finished, will post pics of the completed project tomorrow. it is incredibly silly looking which is perfect

he’s gone half old bilbo covet repeat we have 50 percent ring-covetous elderly bilbo baggins situation

an elderly woman is sitting at a table with her feet up in front of a crowd . Alt: Proudfeet

his birthday is tomorrow which means code red, keep him away from a soapbox and a Grok epic vulgar roast!!

ready for stuffing

target used to as well iirc!