Kurz ➡️ FWA, EDC, AC

Our combined sweat increases the evaporative cooling effect

Shoutout to the friends that ain't into the stuff I post here, but still stick around because we pals. ❤️

Holy cow, that's adorable

Ok google, can cum ferment into booze

We were talking about which fish is the most fuckable

Strong words and fists

Pufferfish cum inflation, send tweet

Fr fr on God
No CAP

Have fun, friends.

I'll leave a thirty rack and some burritos on the back porch

Can you please deal with the voles while you're out there? Thanks

My new neighbor looks a little scruffy

Just give us UT2K4 on steroids

The world needs another Unreal Tournament game.

Man the latest Kitchen Nightmares episode is off the rails!
#abdl

I just got home a short while ago, and now that I'm unpacked and going over photos from the con, it's setting in a little. I've already got my room booked for next year, though! Already have something to look forward to. :)

Bro, I'm dumber than a sack of bricks

Sitting here having a small ice cream to stave off the PCD, and out of the corner of my eye, I notice a guy watching me. Every time I looked up, he'd look at me. After the third or fourth time, I turned to make full eye contact. It was a mirror. 🙃

I have such mixed emotions today. I'm happy, I'm sad. I had an amazing time, and I miss my friends. But also, an entire week of nonstop party was too much. I want to sleep in my own bed.

I'm still coming back next year. Hotel already booked. 😎

#gravydiaper

PCD setting in while still at the con is a new experience. Fuck.

Sex with me is an officially sanctioned event

Great, I'm going to be judged by the cuck council

Alive enough to post it

Ow

Denmark has the long toilet paper

Pants successfully peed in Denmark.

Add a pin to the map.

It's like... A licorice pearl, coated in chocolate, in a thin candy shell. A little crunchy, a little chewy. Texturally lovely.

I did manage to snag a few bags of my favorite candy while in Iceland!

Straight up just deleted Valentine's Day from my calendar and time warped into Sunday. It's now the middle of the day and I'm in Denmark.