I’ve been on two mins & I’m out already - utter gash #Totp
06.03.2026 19:39
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I’ve been on two mins & I’m out already - utter gash #Totp
Totes!
Reminiscing about being in a corporate job 27yrs ago that HAMMERED the credit cards & drinking Absinthe Drips pre dinner at Beach Blanket Babylon in London - anyone else remember those heady days of never worrying? Just boozing etc…
Oi @redjumpermartin.bsky.social this us …well ….basque cheesecakey. Tell Soph I like it! It’s more crème caramel but I’m not picking faults there x
Ok so a first for me: chicken wings & I fannied about but overall I liked them! I feel brave
Been.
A.
CUNT.
Of.
A.
Week…..so nothing else will do.
Friday night I allow shite for dinner. Wevs goes. Wevs doesn’t. It’s called English Tapas & tonight is a magnificent example: M&S jalapeño poppers + gochujang chicken wings & tbh I’m a bit scared & unsure I’ve eaten wings. Bring it on.
I’m guessing as it’s the *beauty* ideal we’re sold.
I was joking. I see it! I get it.
I wish I cd agree. I wouldn’t be me if I ‘let myself go’ coz rightly / wrongly I find to me & for me….it matters.
THIS TOOK A TURN!
Am I judging? I don’t know if I am. I just think they’re so young to be having extreme stuff like that. I’m also more bothered at how cold they look.
At hairdressers & I’m sat next to 2 dead young lasses (23ish I’d guess) having nails done in bra tops & what I’d call cycling shorts. Top / bottom same colour as is the way with ath leisure. Both have mad lip fillers. I just dunno what to think. Their profiles are quite something.
Noted & thank you!
It’s fantastic! Thank you so much. Agree with Murano BUT I went out of season on a Sunday & it was as good as it could be. Thank you. Venice is a ‘do explore the sum of its parts’ place & this was a great read.
Oh btw though I really fancy that German place. Next time. Thank you for suggesting it. Def up my straße!
Thought of that & though bedlam it’s London bedlam!
Ahh yes sister goes there! Dunno why I haven’t asked her tbh! Good shout.
Anyway LONDON this weekend. Changed plans due to weather & going to go Thames side Sunday & take in the people, the river & some boozers. Too nice to b be in the V&A & times are a bit tight. Gonna stroll. Any ‘must have a drink in….<insert boozer>’ welcome
It’s genius! And wonderfully sinister.
What is the best series theme music ever & why is it #Tehran?
Fantastic!
Not like me to repost a kid but….this little monster is a cracker. Brilliant ha!
I have never seen such clear evidence of chinless superwanker in all my life. He’s risible.
I’m sorry America but all of us knew these turds couldn’t be polished.
Noem Country For etc etc
#Noem
No. We don’t do we…x
That’s really amazing! Congrats. Ahhh how exciting x
