This is not a subtle metaphor hahaha, way too on the nose
02.01.2025 06:32
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This is not a subtle metaphor hahaha, way too on the nose
Brand new Bentley, you can keep the ceiling
He gave her a white Christmas
I met a girl recently that I like and she likes me and now I’m walking around smiling at babies and old people and shit
Does Siri count? I’ve never seen anything so in need of a complete overhaul and redesign
Everything reminds me of her…
No no no, they’ve got it all wrong. This isn’t white privilege; it’s pretty privilege. Look at that jaw line and his piercing gaze
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
This took about 25 minutes to explain over the phone, and probably about six months off my life
What? How is this not a dunk?? Do you know what a dunk is?
I know, I was making a joke lol
To be clear though, I love Drake. I don’t even care what people say about him. Honestly, I blame the kids
Even as a Drake fan it’s nauseating
What’s the correct frequency with which to wash clothes?
It’s simple, just use A.I. to put together a list of every single person who was in New York City on Wednesday, and then compare that to the list of people who are in New York City now
Boom! Problem solved
The hardest part of being that guy who shot the United Healthcare CEO is probably not bragging about it constantly. The whole country loves this dude!
The real battle is always within yourself
I want so badly for this guy to be the DB Cooper of our generation. I hope he returns to his career in IT or whatever and we never solve this mystery
“Doctor, this walrus is on hemodialysis every Monday, Wednesday and Friday”
Drove past a 24/7 animal hospital in LA and it was enormous. I’m dying at the idea of a giraffe in there receiving chemotherapy hahaha
What’s a hospital potato? That’s not a very nice thing to call the trach’ed and peg’ed patients
It’s true. ‘Dysdiadochokinesia’ is a condition where you basically can’t flip your hand back and forth very fast
Love to put the dick in
These two guys seated next to me at the bar disagree with some of the decision making that occurred in the movie ‘Old School’
They find it irresponsible that Will Ferrel’s character hired that guy who ended up shooting him with a tranquilizer gun for a child’s birthday party
It is so hard to give a shit about these guys getting shot in public
Coat
If I was Drake, I’d be so angry at how good GNX is. Livid! Enraged!!!
This is my favorite account on bluesky
I ruminate on my problems so much I’m basically a rheumatologist
2024 is definitely the year of the would-be political assassin
Fuck UnitedHealth care for sure, and the whole US private health insurance industrial complex as a whole, but how can the industry average be 16% if more insurers are higher than that and UHC is the largest insurer in the nation and at 32%?
Oh cool, our entire government is about to be run by aristocrats, like in pre-revolutionary France. Couldn’t be bad