Very soon it will be warm enough to listen to Van Halen.
12.03.2026 19:15
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Very soon it will be warm enough to listen to Van Halen.
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"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping."
"Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time."
"But Doctor..."
He looks like he’s flossing his brain.
Put that on a t-shirt.
Badenoch said if she was prime minister HMS Dragon would have left a week ago. Presumably with its doors hanging off and with no weapons onboard.
Denmark strikes back.
13 years ago, I sat in band practice, thinking how lucky I was to be doing something so exciting while everyone in work would be stuck in front of the tv. Tonight, I thank the Lord that it's off tonight, I don't have to rehearse any tired old shite and can sit at home watching Rumpole of the Bailey.
Days go so quickly now that I can’t take them seriously.
Something is up with days.
Lookalike: Andrew / Android
From the new Private Eye, out now.
#InternationalWomensDay
@robdelaney.bsky.social
Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.
Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰
The White House. A murder of bros.
Laura K gets a lot of grief, but I thought she was outstanding when interviewing the Iranian ambassador today. 👏🏽
28 Pandas That Look Like Gary Numan
28 Pandas That Look Like Gary Numan
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Typical, here's me thinking I'm going to have a quiet weekend and then my great grandmother's amulet starts glowing.
All my life I’ve been a miserable doomer. Which has done me no favours. Apart from being right as I approach my final lap!
The Rightists currently trying to goad Starmer into joining the military attack on Iran will be the first (and loudest) to moan about displaced Iranians coming over here.
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
There will be several law firms sharpening their pencils right about now. #2027
I love Jeremy Bowen in "I'm too old for this shit" mode #wato
And we sure as fuck ain't dealing with Franklin D Roosevelt.
I hope this smug fucker gets hit by a car
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The Board of Peace is a Sack of Bollocks
Is that another motorway?
Some epic handbags during injury time in this game, by the way, followed by a pitch invasion at the final whistle. These are disgraceful scenes that no true football fan wants to see, of course. (You can watch it on Sgorio on the iPlayer.)
21.00 FILM: SUPERINJUCTIONMAN xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with Ryan Giggs.
I say I say I say. What do pub WiFi and I have in common?
We both accept all cookies 🍪!
