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Co-owner: Discourse Blog. "One blogger" - The New York Times. Found at various points of time in: Rolling Stone, Mic, GOOD, Heeb. Splinter was a good website. I'll have the soup. www.discourseblog.com

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I haven't been by in ages, but Bill from D4 still (partially?) owns the place, yeah?

06.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OP for those asking:

06.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only just posted it on IG this morning, I guess. And, yeah, for those of us coming from the east, this is great!

06.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You work there? I was just talkin' in terms of "don't have to idle in lousy lake street traffic for quite so long," but i'm curious what the new space'll be like!

06.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extreme Noise moving down Lake Street is good, to me, personally, in my opinion.

06.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tucker Carlson accuses Chabad of fomenting holy war via Iran strikes The Former Fox News Host Alleged the Movement Is Behind Inciting a Religious War to Rebuild the Jewish Temple on Jerusalem's Temple Mount. A Chabad Spokesperson Called the Claims a 'Dangerous Blood Li...

In the same way blaming Israel solely for the Iran war is a way of offloading responsibility and maintaining belief in the goodness of the US, Tucker Carlson saying Jews want to build the Third Temple allows him to ignore how much more powerful Christian Zionists are. www.haaretz.com/us-news/2026...

06.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

dudes truly, sincerely, and emphatically rock

06.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I have studied WWII for years" either this is a lie, or you should ask for your money back, clown.

06.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again, the Spencer's aesthetic!

06.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, what is this? Braveheart, Minority Report, Transformers, Deadpool, Breaking Bad?...it's just the "interests" section in the tinder profile of the shittiest dude you've ever met.

06.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuine horrors aside, what's interesting to me is how pathetically shallow of an aesthetic these guys are trying to ape: It's like a militarized Spencer's Gifts. Just wall to wall Deadpool stuffies and HALO branded energy drinks and novelty condoms.

06.03.2026 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

huh?

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We crushin' beers boys?

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crucially, the nook is a 3.2 bar (or whatever the modern equivalent term for a bar that only sells beers and wine is? IDK) so we're talking a LOT of volume, but conspicuously limited alcohol content, which seems like a recipe for trouble after about half an hour, max, to me.

06.03.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but maybe....?....

06.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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erin go barf

06.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

COUNT ZERO (1986) by William Gibson

06.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very very much same

06.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See, i shoulda gotten grouchier earlier. I spent years tiptoing (heh) around various iterations of that exact problem, thinking "well, don't wanna be an ogre, so..."

06.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eh, back to the drawing board.

06.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chinga la MIGA

06.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kids absolutely LOST it when he flipped over a bunch of trucks with giant green middle fingers. And, frankly, rightly so.

06.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, i had to do the exact opposite last night: "Pick it up and take it to your room. Because it's yours. And if you don't i'm throwing it in the garbage, and again, because it's yours."

06.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a world where the obviously better option here is the bitchy 80s space cop and not the expansive euro-sino space opera

06.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ended it pretty well, i thought, too! Mission accomplished, reputation cemented, nice job everyone let's pack it in.

06.03.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Sorry bud, i know you're sneezing a lot, but this is Die Spitz and they're your new favorite band. I don't make the rules. Okay, I do make the rules, but tough."

06.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kiddo home sick from school today is NOT happy with my work soundtrack

06.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah! I like him! I liked that show when i was younger and didn't know what i know now, or have the taste i think i've developed since then. People can like a silly space cowboy show, that's fine! It just holds no value for me anymore beyond "huh. Well, okay."

06.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, idk if there's anything to back this up, total baseless speculation! but sneaking suspician that he and JW are still buds - they've just done toooo many projects together to not be close, y'know?

06.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wrote the words "nuts and bolts" in an email and Gemini told me I should say "fundamentals" instead, and I am apoplectic. I'm sorry a pile of nuts and bolts was your MOM but some of us can write our own emails.

06.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0