Rusty At Large

Don't talk to me while I'm listening.

Things are falling apart as planned.

I saved money by bundling my depression and anxiety.

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#FluffyNeedsMore brushing.

I don't have time for your sense.

Getting out of bed and other acts of bravery.

Don't start anything you can't abandon.

I still remember the day my father promoted me to general disappointment.

#GotSlashedWhen it was the only means of escape.

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#GotSlashedWhen I broke up with her.

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Monster's Ball Licker
#MakeAMovieAboutAPet

Sorry I went missing for years in the middle of our conversation.

Me: *removing my stormtrooper helmet* Divorce?

This sext could’ve been a meeting.

Your bio gave me a headache

Keep your friends close and a bag of chips closer.

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#TheSilverTonguedDevil was smooth.

#ThePartyWasGreatUntil I was asked to leave.

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#ThePartyWasGreatUntil the window broke.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of #horrorfam on Bluesky. Have a wonderful day however you choose to celebrate. 🎃🎄

Thanks Helen! 😂

Pee-ano Man
#MakeASongAboutTrump

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#MakeASongAboutTrump

Comfortably Dumb

Impeach Me Baby One More Time #MakeASongAboutTrump

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#MakeASongAboutTrump
In The Hair Tonight.

You look so comfy!

My fitness goal is to have an hourglass chalk outline.

Don't talk to me while I'm listening.

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Hate is a strong word. I need a stronger one.