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Pitch an unnecessary sequel:

First Grade Cop

12.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When he is hopefully able to do conventions again I hope you get to talk to him about writing his character.

10.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How was it hearing the news about Bruce Campbell while you were so close to the end? I imagine it was jarring. Wishing him the best!

10.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone now knows what doxxing is - even US politicians use it. Now it's time to generalize the Toxx Clause

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

<whistling for my boy Pynch>

09.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mine is still sitting next to my desk. Needed to test an old TV that only has composite input.

Still had the network adapter I used like twice.

09.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.12.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 1739 πŸ” 801 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

Happy International Women's Day!

Remember, when in doubt, do as Stagecoach Mary Fields did, and either headbutt, shoot it, set it on fire, or let your horses trample it.

"She broke more noses than any other person in central Montana."

08.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1849 πŸ” 555 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 30
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When your mood is Happy International Women's Day but also fuck f@$cism

08.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up

no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don’t deserve to grow up

07.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 793 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7

Something about electronics, man. I feel like these people aren't doing this with shoes or light bulbs, but if it has a micro-chip in it they think it makes sense for some reason.

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot count the number of people who would try to convince me to refund them on 5+ year-old laptops because they were running a little slow, especially when they'd bring it in covered in weird scuffs and stains and smelling like somebody left an old gym sock in a humidor.

07.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

adding alt text.

stand up for us before it’s too late, cis folks.

07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 964 πŸ” 951 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Fuckin' for real.
What'll they think of next? A single-income home?

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heeded the wisdom people share and didn't clear my leaves last year and saw a good amount of fireflies over the summer.

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully under Woke 2, Guantanamo is no longer a prison and is instead a Caribbean resort designed to convert those indoctrinated under Cold War propaganda to communism.

They still do this through torture but they call it something less rude.

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying β€œthe quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.

#TheSimpsons episode β€œA Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

06.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 657 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 14

Didn't think I'd suddenly get the urge to play SpecOps: The Line again in 2026 but I could use the optimism of its visuals.

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't matter if he has a point anyway. The people of Boston will pick his bones clean like a swarm of carrion birds for insulting their relgiion.

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

Edward Shone, head of communications for Proton AG, told 404 Media in an email: β€œWe want to first clarify that Proton did not provide any information to the FBI, the information was obtained from the Swiss justice department via MLAT." Functionally, though, the material was provided to the FBI.

05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9

Very convenient that the other witness can't tell her story. I guess that's what he means when he says "God forgave him".

05.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 7007 πŸ” 3173 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 48

I was born in '84.
Very much feeling you on this.

03.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so easy to respond to rightwing harassment with "No, we're going to keep doing what we're doing" and it's embarrassing that so many institutions cave instead.

01.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In her defense, Iraq and Iran do both start with "I".

01.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please make a terrible ruckus about this, if you live in Oregon

01.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

"I'm waiting for them to say something objectionable next."

01.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The end result of the argument being "stop putting in bike lanes" instead of "maybe the gray curbs should be painted to be more visible" betrays a lot.

01.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 11790 πŸ” 3832 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 176