Beingbla

Watching the snooker to make little kissing noises when the balls touch

The only thing worse than waking up from a bad dream to realise it’s not real - is waking up from a good dream to realise it’s not real.

For example this morning I woke up from a dream JUST before I dug into the fried chicken I had flirted the hot server into making fresh just for me.

That’s pain.

The only thing that could ever make me believe in god is that he seems to keep sending me tests in the form of weird little guys who behave so so weirdly and then act like I’m strange for not going along with it.

Like fine you’re real and patience is a virtue; got it!

Why do magicians think it’s impressive they can make things disappear? There are SO many ways to make something disappear…

Hide It!
Eat It!
Request that It maybe try to have more empathy and not take every bid to connect and understand the relationship as an attack on It!

POOF!

Not at all surprising that men love run clubs; they love running! Away.

Ahhhhh go raibh míle maith agat agus bain taitneamh as do bhreithlá féin ag an deireadh seachtaine!

I don't think my father, the 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Yes that sounds about right and is the explanation I’ll be using from here out, thank you so much

Oh I absolutely should be but firstly I’ve never seen it all the way through and secondly I am not good with faces because bad brain go zoom zoom glug glug

What movie is this from I betcha he fucks her over lol

Started watching Severance and it is BONKERS ok it’s crazy stuff but the least believable part is that a man would love his wife that much send tweet.

Also I wrote a whole big long thing about it if anyone’s interested

Thank god for @sexsiopa.bsky.social and for the ones who know that reassurance saves lives 🥰🥰🥰 love you boo x

Men: why do you need CONSTANT reassurance 🙄 you know I love you can you not just know it?

Female friendships:

I think there are very few issues on earth that would not be solved if you gave the job to A Woman Scorned by the system the issue exists in.

We shouldn’t have to fix everything but it’s not fixing its fuckn self.

It’s very close!! Agus go raibh míle maith agat as sin a rá ☺️

Yeah my only option was always to discard tooooo :(

How?! It’s not offered as an option for me at all

They’re BTS shots so they were taken from behind the crew. Thanks!

It’ll be slow shur but that’s ok

I’m just built different (badly)

Why can’t we save drafts here? I need drafts :( am I missing something is it actually possible to save drafts? My drafts on X are a beautiful nightmare akin to the Notes App.

Nothing is as insurmountable to me as a small, achievable task

Omg I knew that was his name but didn’t know it was the name of the show! Lol thanks. Is it good?!

Looooool I love it

Me if I were Kanye West:

“Everybody want to know what I would do, if I didn’t have ADHD…

I guess we’ll never know 🙋‍♀️🏆🧜‍♀️ (and it kinda sucks actually cus it’d have been fab like I have so much potential just no ability to implement it gah help 🫠👽🥲)”

Someone needs to tell me what show this is from cus I’m pretty sure I posted another clip from it on my story as a “men listen up and do this” thing (therefore I can easily look it up someone doesn’t actually need to tell me lol I’ll work it out)

Peanut and hazelnut from Shakedog if I have the chance but if not, any chocolate hazelnut combo

Maybe you do and I’m just assuming because of the lovely Spanish content on your feed lol if so my bad

Flattered but I feel like it’s obvious that my husband needs to live in the same country as me lol