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Cristobal

@cuntchris

I swear I’m funnier in person.

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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 👍 35904 🔁 16634 💬 1297 📌 2469

@cuntchris.bsky.social: it’s IML weekend so the leather daddies are in town
Me: illinois municipal league??
Chris: … international mr. leather

24.05.2025 19:16 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is the kind of effort and leadership that we have been needing!!!

18.04.2025 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

13.04.2025 02:59 👍 31312 🔁 9600 💬 601 📌 722

Secured tickets for Kesha’s Tits Out Tour. Convincing the group to go as a gaggle of Regina Georges with a Polaroid camera so we can make a burn book

10.04.2025 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lil time line cleanse

09.04.2025 09:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So should I watch??

29.03.2025 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Realized it’s been over a year since I stopped drinking!

04.03.2025 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Omg! It has pockets!” -the photographers at the Oscars, probably

03.03.2025 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Random thought while Divvying. American Horror Story: Chappell Roan-oke where it’s AHS: Roanoke but starring Chappell Roan and muppets

03.03.2025 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I Wanna Hold Your Hand” will never not ruin me

27.02.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…

24.02.2025 14:58 👍 40564 🔁 11390 💬 514 📌 589
A man wears a CTA light-up holiday sweater while standing next to a Christmas tree that is decorated with lights and baubles. There is a decorative fireplace ivehind that has a stocking and books in the fire place.

A man wears a CTA light-up holiday sweater while standing next to a Christmas tree that is decorated with lights and baubles. There is a decorative fireplace ivehind that has a stocking and books in the fire place.

(Stan the CTA though)

22.02.2025 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way I said “EW” in absolute disgust

22.02.2025 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chappell Roan’s California, specifically the drums starting in the second verse.

Or Lucy Dacus’s version of La Vie en Rose, which was in the Moxie soundtrack.

21.02.2025 17:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💣 BE WARY OF PARAMILITARIES

When the men with guns who have always claimed to be against the system start wearing uniforms and marching with torches and pictures of a leader, the end is nigh.

When the pro-leader paramilitary and the official police and military intermingle, the end has come.

20.02.2025 23:04 👍 274 🔁 88 💬 12 📌 5
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I fully expect to be jailed within the next few months. "Please, please keep telling the truth, our lives depend on it."

This is a real story. Don't look away. Read it.
open.substack.com/pub/scaan/p/...

21.02.2025 00:47 👍 397 🔁 168 💬 17 📌 23
Tweet from Secretary Marco Rubio (
@marcorubio
): "Took an important step forward today to establish enduring peace between Russia and Ukraine. We are using our global strength to unite countries. The United States wants peace. We want the killing to stop. Thanks to Saudi Arabia and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman for hosting."
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Left: Two men shaking hands outdoors, one in a suit, the other in traditional Saudi attire.
Right: Formal meeting with men around a large table, some in suits, others in traditional Saudi clothing, with American flags in the background.

Tweet from Secretary Marco Rubio ( @marcorubio ): "Took an important step forward today to establish enduring peace between Russia and Ukraine. We are using our global strength to unite countries. The United States wants peace. We want the killing to stop. Thanks to Saudi Arabia and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman for hosting." Images: Left: Two men shaking hands outdoors, one in a suit, the other in traditional Saudi attire. Right: Formal meeting with men around a large table, some in suits, others in traditional Saudi clothing, with American flags in the background.

Using our “global strength” to force an invaded country into concessions with an invader makes us complicit with the invader. It’s like returning an abuse victim to the abuser’s home. Shameful. Wrong. Un-American.

19.02.2025 19:30 👍 4986 🔁 755 💬 330 📌 42

Veteran's Crisis Line: 1-800-273-8255

Text Crisis Line: Text "HOME" to 741741

CG SUPRT (Coast Guard Crisis Line): 855-247-8778

US National Crisis Line: dial 988

You are not alone - please reach out.

18.02.2025 19:16 👍 260 🔁 148 💬 4 📌 3

We are in increasingly difficult times. If you find that you need help, please reach out.

Your voice & light are essential.

The Trevor Project: Call 866-488-7386, Text "START" to 678678

Desi LGBTQ+ Helpline for South Asians: 908-367-3374

The Trans Lifeline: 877-565-8860

18.02.2025 18:56 👍 496 🔁 201 💬 6 📌 11
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if you use nazi symbolism, throw a nazi salute, and try and render our government into a fascist nightmare, guess what:

You're a nazi.

and if you enable him? guess what that makes you.

#resist

18.02.2025 18:10 👍 80 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1

Guys, Muskrat finally figured out that he can be liable, personally, for the wrongful terminations. So now he's not responsible for DOGE. THAT, is the reason for the WH nonsense thst came out last night.

18.02.2025 18:20 👍 2565 🔁 526 💬 104 📌 17

If you’re wondering who the Elon Musk staffers are, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) has several Musk staffers, including Amanda Scales, Brian Bjelde, Stephen Duarte, Christina Hanna, and Bryanne-Michelle Mlodzianowski.

18.02.2025 13:54 👍 7887 🔁 2657 💬 169 📌 135
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#TeslaTakeDown #BoycottElonMusk #Antifa #FightFacism #Swastikars #StrongerTogether #EatTheRich

@hhillarious.bsky.social @lauramhw65.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social @europeusa.bsky.social @slayeragolf.bsky.social @clusterfuck.bsky.social @kanyudiggit.bsky.social @thedigitaldudeler.bsky.social

16.02.2025 03:33 👍 303 🔁 67 💬 7 📌 6

We are calling for a nationwide and international boycott of all Elon Musk-related products and services. Sell your Tesla shares, avoid buying Tesla vehicles, cancel Starlink, and delete your X accounts.

14.02.2025 03:32 👍 23949 🔁 6048 💬 729 📌 320
A average-height guy poses in a mirror in his studio apartment. He is standing with his left arm on a desk and his right arm raised with his phone at face level. His left leg slight in front of his right with his knee slightly bent. His head is tilted back and to the right with a grin. He is wearing light blue jeans, a white tank top, and a pink button-up with embroidered flowers that are white yellow and pink, the shirt is unbuttoned, he also has a salmon pink hat and a pearl necklace.

A average-height guy poses in a mirror in his studio apartment. He is standing with his left arm on a desk and his right arm raised with his phone at face level. His left leg slight in front of his right with his knee slightly bent. His head is tilted back and to the right with a grin. He is wearing light blue jeans, a white tank top, and a pink button-up with embroidered flowers that are white yellow and pink, the shirt is unbuttoned, he also has a salmon pink hat and a pearl necklace.

Single and ready to be gay and do crime

14.02.2025 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LibGuides: Government Information Data Rescue: Home A guide linking to trusted repositories that have rescued U.S. government data

The University of Virginia has created a website of archived government websites—bookmark it—you’re going to need it later.

guides.lib.virginia.edu/c.php?g=1451...

12.02.2025 17:23 👍 2147 🔁 901 💬 69 📌 44

Wilkommen

12.02.2025 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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From a friend on the ground:
Springfield, #Illinois State Capitol crowd is growing!!! 50501 #protests 💙🙌🏼

05.02.2025 18:47 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0

A drag show with Hannibal Lecter and Sweeney Todd, call it the Canni-Ball

05.02.2025 06:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0