Paul Burley

I'm out of town tonight, but this is such a cool idea!!

The alternative: Tr*mp-powered private healthcare, medical bankruptcy, and 24/7 Ant & Dec.

No. No, thank you. Not today. Or ever.

"The right’s peculiar patriotism seeks to demolish British achievements the country is most proud of". Painfully true. I will never comprehend the logic of people who hate anything 'good'. Yes, there are always faults with any institution, but I'll still take imperfect over the alternative.

In a world of lies, we need the BBC more than ever. This week could be our last chance to save it | Polly Toynbee As the public consultation on the BBC nears its end, the right will be out in force to undermine it. But its supporters can do their bit – with this guidance, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee

‘All those who care about the BBC’s future should hurry and send in their response before 10 March.

Despite strong public support for the national broadcaster, you can bet battalions of enemies driven by the right will be out in force to undermine it.’

This is going to live rent-free in my noggin, in all the best ways.

"I'm the unknown stuntman-uh, that made Redford such a staaaar-ah!" #fallfriday #fallfridays

Reminds me of when the Doctor Who comic license was with Marvel, and Stan Lee would take the credit. Basically, every thought you have belongs to Stan Lee.

Top left, the phrase "Hot pursuit through space and the vortices of time!" Top right, a vampire with scarred cheeks looks over a painting of a nose-shaaped spaceship flying through space. Center, the title "Ramware Presents... Time Lord." Down below: "The fallen Time Lord, who presumptuously calls himself The Master, is at large. The elders of Waldrom have suppleid you with the hyperspace-worthy vessel TARDIS, and commissioned you to eliminate the evil 'Master'. Your resources include clones who will fight for you, the formidible CRASER weapons of the TARDIS, and magic weapons such as Fusion Grenades and Borelian Matrix Crystals. Travelling through hyperspac ein search of the evil one, you will encounter Time Eaters, Neutron Storms, and other alien creatures and phenomena. Entering real space to search planets, you will encounter still other dangers. You will enter native settlements to buy food nd supplies - or to fight for survival. And once you find The Master can you destroy him? Bassed on Dr. Who of PBS fame. Apple Integer Basic, Disk, 48K... $29.95." Bottom left, the cylindrical CRT and keyboard logo of TSE Hardside appears, allong with an order number (with Visa and Mastercard presented).

"Based on Dr. Who of PBS fame." (Source.)

The Apprentice is basically a weekly reminder that if you take 12 LinkedIn posts and fuel them with cocaine and PowerPoint, they’d still struggle to sell a bottle of water to someone dying of thirst.

The healing power of carbs wrapped with carbs, served with carbs. May your gash be less nasty very soon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=01O6...

Norman Lovett as Holly. (Not in application, that would be a disaster, but in deadpan delivery.)

- "Prime..."

I'd like Google's assistant more if I could change the verbal prompt from "Hey Google" to:

- Ok, computer
- Oi, nosy bastard
- Let's fight crime, K.I.T.T.
- Power up the crystals, Cardinal

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30 years, you say?

King Charles should cancel his visit to the US and we should rescind permission to use our bases. The fucking flabby nonce.

Rinse. Repeat. Daily.

Roses are red,
I'm never the Bride,

Is he a homunculus?

Anyway, it turns out, Small Prophets on iPlayer is really good. #TheBrits

THE the The Brits, I should say.

Can we just sack off the The Brits entirely and have ITV's 'An Audience with Shaun and Bez', please? #TheBrits

And those responses always happen, too. Some people are so insular, they just can't see it from the lens of anyone else. It's a clear pattern, not a coincidence.

Great. Moss Side jokes. Has he mentioned the rain yet? Bore off! #TheBrits

I bet!! I remember reading The Haçienda: How Not to Run a Club by Peter Hook years ago and thinking it probably doesn't even scratch the surface.

Of all the things he's known for, I'll always remember Shaun Ryder the most for referring to factory farmed poultry as "battery operated chickens". He is a genius. #TheBrits

I've never knowingly heard Olivia Dean before, but that was some words and some sounds. #TheBrits

It's always the ones we suspect, isn't it? Get him on that list.

Where's Samantha Fox? This is a load of cack. #TheBrits

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WHO? [Repeat ad infinitum] #TheBrits