Markwayne's brothers are called Brucewayne and Boatswayne
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Have you got a recent headshot? Actually, never mind, I've seen him act
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Tentacles
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TL;DR
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Biltbong
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Dinosaurs who like leftovers, yes
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I like your pterodactyl hat
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After four hours though tbf
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Two sides though
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Not VHS not Betamax, but a secret third thing (Video 2000)
06.03.2026 21:19
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Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!
06.03.2026 21:04
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Face blindness is the worst kind, because that's where your eyes are
06.03.2026 20:00
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What French leader liked skittles?
NaBowleon
06.03.2026 19:57
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Me: What do you do to make tech better?
Tech bros: we gave mental health problems to the computer
06.03.2026 19:49
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Thwomp thwomp
06.03.2026 19:06
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Empty boxes of MFC chicken in a takeaway. They're stacked atop an empty warming cabinet.
What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your Motherfucking Chicken
06.03.2026 18:46
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Inter personal skills imply the existence of AC personal skills
06.03.2026 18:42
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Yeah, it's bad
06.03.2026 18:40
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Ten pounds to buy a selection of sex toys, then you watch someone use them on your wife. Ainsley Harriot to present. Call it Ready, Steady, Cuck.
06.03.2026 15:48
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Wouldn't even need the dog to trip over
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I'm walking straight down and collapsing in a heap by the front door seven times out of ten
06.03.2026 11:32
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That's a no from me, dawg
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BBC Archive is the tits
06.03.2026 11:27
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If you want to see a magic trick I can make a sleeve of Jaffa cakes disappear at will
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Oh my
06.03.2026 09:49
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Bad juju
06.03.2026 09:49
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Oh, America is COOKED cooked
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Oh man, this took me straight out
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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Well done 😘
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