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The mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get through 6 linear hours with a man without wanting to stick a knitting needle in your ear. Go!
Me, pitching my passion project “Ok so. It‘s a documentary about women trying to date and talk to men In 2026. Think …..Grizzly Man”
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Love love Live At Budokan
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Yes, we can, like, try first🤣
1. Weed abatement
2. Yes please and thanks😁
I dont think he was mad
i can post worse if you give me a chance
Ikrrr
he was crying about lawn chairs he liked but was vacillating on. I hear him bitching into his phone about it while I’m at the register.
me I told you you can have them
Him: no you can have them
Me: then maybe you should shut the fuck up about it.
Him: You shut the fuck up, Bitch!
/scene
(In my best Werner Herzog voice) “you must never listen to this tape.. “
Belly rubs
#DailyBlossom
interviewer: tell us about yourself
me: can’t, i’m an unreliable narrator
Me, preparing to post on bluesky:
Costco is now demanding that Trump pay them back for his tariffs so they can refund all of their customers.
This man then called me a bitch in the middle of goodwill. Lol sir I’m a thunder cunt. Get your story straight.
I’m pretty sure one year my mom sent me to my real dads xmas with a carton of Marlboros
One time I gave my dad porn for Christmas.
broke down and got 32 toothbrushes
Yeah. I drank your milkshake. Now what tough guy?
Shout out to everyone who is raw dogging trauma recovery, no therapist, next to no support system, just gathering resources on your own & trying to MacGuyver them together into a survivable plan. Hang in. It's not fair you're in that spot, but you can do this.
im much prettier on the mobile app
if you’re gonna love me last , don’t bother
I missed this from East Idaho News.
MAGAt dad, David Nephi Johnson, 54, of Utah, was arrested for waterboarding his 16-year-old daughter for not cleaning her room properly. He’s also being accused of doing the same to his younger son.
(February 11, 2026)
#ProudBlue #Utah #MAGAt
Me, pitching my passion project “Ok so. It‘s a documentary about women trying to date and talk to men In 2026. Think …..Grizzly Man”
