The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
this was a big get for the jazz vest community
you know, i rolled with it.
i could google anything. i won’t, but i could.
watching love island for the nature experience
hahahah good spot yeah i really just had too. 4 kitkats per 1 can of chickpeas is the recommended dose i think
pokemon poket screen shot of the side view of a god pack
scratch offs called “i can’t even” and a kit kat bar
got a god pack on pokemon pocket so i figured i was lucky and bought some scratch offs called “i can’t even” but i didn’t win shit and my phone keeps stop auto correcting pokemon pocket to pikemen poker. gods not real.
biting a corner 🤭 heheheh
my room STINKS like taco bell. hard to imagine WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:) i know why :)
how it feels to be a designer
haha is this funny or no: me
the uniquely human experience of walking into a wall in your own house and saying sorry
you’re spot on. it’s the 6th eevee evolution m, and it’s attack is my favorite side effect: “You’re *So* Hungry +60”
my doctors have me on mirtazapine and quite frankly that sounds like a very specific vest worn for jazz dance
a very midwestern sentence 💕
you realize that moments like that are one in a million right?
i never win anything so it’s INSANE that i was just rewarded a chance to take advantage of an offer!!!! i’m crying i feel so lucky 🥹
have we done enough to impose shame on generative ai models by asking “where do you get off?”
have we tried catholic guilt?
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
it didn’t happen it’s just worse now and i used the laughing crying cringe emoji for absolutely fucking nothing. egregious.
Painting of a colourful frog in a turtle neck smoking , tinged with the light of the swirling hallucination colours around them as it leeches into their whole waking life as their sleeping world softens to a low burn.
Frog smokes
a dog sitting on its behind in the street
re: tiktok ban
so THAT happened 😂😂😂
(i long for the unceasing abyss of nothingness to where i may hide my longing for what once was. my shayla.)
this feels the same as ripping a milky bong hit probably
i just added frozen fish sticks to my instacart and got pop up that said “would you like to pair this with white wine?” damn what an elegant evening, thank you.
who up sneezing out they shnoz
just came home and mr. rogers’d
(hung up my coat)
[to my doctor] so what the fuck is up with Skyrizi
actually needless stubbornness on my end because why won’t i do it.
the photos are to comfort you when you ingest that news
