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Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble. Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas. If you're wondering why you received a like from me for your recent post, I haven't logged in for at least two days.

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Friel the Misery of Gesa Arena.

22.02.2026 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know the Pillsbury Doughboy could perform like Peter North.

"Hee, hee! That ain't frosting!"

22.02.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, the "do not enter/wrong way" sign.

22.02.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this was a "guess the state" contest, I would've guessed an old-school confederate state or Idaho.

22.02.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ian and Noah: "You aren't writing about us?"

22.02.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAngels

22.02.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New "Family Guy" episode: "Mayor Quagmire"

#OhioProblems (perpetual)

22.02.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ken Behring on ketamine.

22.02.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello, Pocatello.

#PokyHawks

22.02.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's eating the MyPilluh foam again.

17.02.2026 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little Orphan Kitty

#GoCougs

17.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God: "I agree with you."

17.02.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they had to beat Sparty to clinch the Rose Bowl berth.

11.02.2026 06:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#CornholeAtTheKennel #Zawgs

11.02.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're gonna have to change your first name to Cory or Korey.

11.02.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ghosts of Bob Greenwood, Len Stevens, Kevin Eastman, Paul Graham, Ken Bone and Ernie Fucking Kent are haunting Riley.

[All coaches listed are still alive except for Greenwood.]

11.02.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who are Roxy and Corey gonna glaze on tonight?

#ESPNJizz

11.02.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@nusscoug.podcastvseveryone.com As long as Mark Few is coaching the Zawgs, I don't think he'll lose to Wazzu again, regardless if it's Riley or any subsequent HC(s).

Cougs didn't even hit 25 at the half; can Riley be left at the corner of Cincinnati St. and Spokane Falls Blvd.?

Fuck this shit.

11.02.2026 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Golf announcer Jim Nantz, wearing his CBS Sports blazer.

Golf announcer Jim Nantz, wearing his CBS Sports blazer.

"I don't get it."

11.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a total boob.

11.02.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BullshitMountain (H/T Jon Stewart)

11.02.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAPPY CONFUSED FANBASE DAY! (part two)

Could another former Commuter College (aka Eastern Wash. Univ.) MBB head coach pull off the upset against the Zawgs?

What's more humiliating than losing to Shantay Legans in fucking Portland?

Losing at home to David Riley.

#CougZawgs #ZawgCougs #GFC #FTZ

11.02.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chris Berman: "You're with me, clogged arteries."

09.02.2026 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lizard from "V."

09.02.2026 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He knows the lyrics to "Dixie" by heart; should've sung that instead.

09.02.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clay es un cabeza de mierda.

09.02.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thoughts and prayers, mr. stoolsample

09.02.2026 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lay's Potato Chips: "New logo on our bags and more air in our bags!"

09.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He pushed it off a windowsill.

09.02.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0