Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊

Photograph of three shaggy blond heads of plush dolls looking at a website that’s auctioning them

Photograph of three naked plush dolls with shaggy blond hair and bow tie shoes. One in the middle is missing legs. Behind them is a computer screen showing a website where they are being auctioned.

The Stedes are asking me if anyone’s adopted them yet. I told them not yet because 1) the craft fair isn’t over, 2) they’re still naked, and 3) one of them doesn’t have legs yet. They also want to know which is A, B, and C. Links 🔗 to all 3 below 👇 #fandommarket @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social

Collab anyone?

Giving this a boost because I forgot to mention that this chapter has brought us over the edge (heh heh iykyk) of 300k words! Let's celebrate! 🥳👯‍♂️

I promise there's an end. I promise. It won't go on forever 😂. There's just a few more things they have to sort.

Screenshot of and OFMD fanfic titled Please Let Me Hold You by Baladria. Text reads: Chapter 61: Bubbles and Pearls Summary Bathtub trope. “Ed? What’s that?” Ed looked down at himself to see what Stede was talking about and then gave a lazy grin as he drew the robe open further to reveal his body for Stede’s inspection. “Just thought I’d wear my pearls today for our romantic night. You like ‘em?” He swayed his body to showcase them in the light. “Yes,” Stede whispered, followed by a hard swallow, transfixed by the display. Ed had switched the balls of the nipple and belly button barbell piercings to pearls! Everyone looked good in pearls, Stede believed. There was something magical in them, an intrinsic beauty that elevated that of the wearer. So much more elegant and timeless than a diamond, hell, even ancient Egyptians were shown wearing them in the mummy portraits Stede had seen in the art museum. On Ed? Not that his beauty could be further elevated, and yet… Pure decadence, pure divinity. Stede had been kneeling beside the bathtub while it filled, testing the temperature of the water and adding more and more bubble bath liquid. In this moment, kneeling was the proper position for him to properly venerate Ed’s sublime form.

Was feeling might sad today. But here's a chapter that I hope will cheer up all of us. 🛀🫧

archiveofourown.org/works/606381...

The bells are ringing, the pews are filling and Father Stede awaits for the penitant to make their ardant confessions....and offers a few of his own.

archiveofourown.org/works/708153...

This is beautiful! 😍 He just looks so cuddly here. I wanna scratch my fingers through his scraggly beard.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. (Pretty accurate, actually.)

Merstede

Stede in a red suit

Stede in a turquoise suit and hat

Stede's wet neck is covered in alcohol

And special thank you @david-jenkins.bsky.social for him❤️‍🔥🫡🎉🧎‍♂️🍾🎂
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdBirthday

Still on mind daily, still in my heart forever, still holding onto hope - but barely. 🥹

A photo of the cast on the ship from the filming of Season 2

A photo of the cast from the filming of Season 1

A photo of the entire crew on the ship from Season 2

Proud Pirate Daddy

Happy birthday, the best of the best🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🎉❤️‍🔥
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdBirthday

Gotta get the blisters to build up the required callouses. Progress. 😊🥳

By all means, take care if you. We'll be here when you're ready. 🫂

#WIPSnips #OFMDfic

Sweet baby. 😍

I'll definitely get back to you!

We only did the north island, and still didn't hit everywhere we wanted to see, and were there for a little over 3 weeks. But we did hit a lot of stuff we wanted to do, including the most important one.

Definitely worth it. It felt like a religious experience, and I'm not being funny. I hope to return one day, once was not enough. ❤️

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some own to the feed.

Oof! Sorry to see you're hurting. ☹️🫂

Post old memes to confuse young people.

So jeally! 😭 Very kind of you to let people know. ❤️

Have a fantastic birthday! (Oh yeah!)

A digital title card showing a black and white photo of a man's hand holding a compass. It reads "Where You Lead | a modern soulmates AU | by WellSussed | Rated E"

Chapter 3, and this is where I admit more widely that Where You Lead is my own take on a soulmates AU - though I appreciate those who let me surprise you with that.

In which Ed's interest in Stede leads him to choose hope.

Tags & link below #OFMDfanfic

So, my wife and I foster kittens (Remember Cobb the butt-biter and drama bean Blueberry?). This year we're remodeling the foster room to increase space and adjust for my wife with her mobility issues. Decided to toss up my kofi if anyone wants to support future criminal-kitten fosters Link below🔗

FYI, each of the three winners of my Stede dolls for the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social craft fair auction will receive a complimentary set of my Egyptian OFMD stickers! Including the khenmety (sluts) flag 🔥, hieroglyphs title, battle jacket Stede, and Fish-Men Ed and Stede ❤️

If you see this, post a little guy.

My pleasure. 🤗

It is! I never know how to describe it to people, though, because it's so unique.