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It must be chestive season 🎄

Back at the gym after fracturing my ribs and it fucking hurts like hell

Nah, it’s a Ute

Time to lose the bras and buy a pickup truck

During Covid lockdown in Australia if you had family around Christmas Day the police could force entry and make your family go home.

Is this service still available and do you have to book?

Sorry you lost me somewhere between you talking about politics and me slamming the door in your face

Nothing wrong with shrubbery

Could always just put steel wool down your knickers 🤷‍♂️

a bald man with a beard is brushing his hair with a brush . ALT: a bald man with a beard is brushing his hair with a brush .

Does it make my forehead look big?

🙏🤿🫶

Bath time then play