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Well I guess I’ll have another beer then.

Osula you fucking wonderful bastard! #NUFC

Just going to leave this here... #NUFC

Not any mention of any Newcastle players or their performance on match of the day despite being the better side for large parts of the match. I watch less and less of it these days for that reason. #NUFC

England Rugby

Can’t catch
Can’t kick
Can’t tackle
Can’t concentrate

Other than that it’s going well

#EngIre #6N

At least you should see plenty of goals.

Would love to see the likes of Neave, Shahar and Alex Murphy get some minutes here.

Nerves are shot to pieces. Some relief to get that win. #NUFC

Could see it coming a mile off. The ability in this team to take the sting out of a game when the other team has momentum has been non existent for such a long time. #NUFC

Elon’s emails to Epstein.
Location: Starbase, Texas

[Sky Sports News] David Moyes on being booked for celebrating: “F****** sad isn’t it ?”

I feel strangely ok after that match. I thought we played well and without the individual errors could have won that match. We’ve played a lot worse and won this season.

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Come on Newcastle 🤞#NUFC

They need to be better but it doesn’t help our wingers that no fucker is in the box when they have crossing opportunities. #NUFC

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Crystal Palace fans today

On a side note for tonight it was yet another example that the Premier league has the worst officials in football. Fucking dreadful. #NUFC

Huge result. I need a lie down after that. #NUFC

3 points from a tricky fixture and got better as the game went on so very happy with that.

I thought Joelinton, Thiaw, Miley and Bruno were excellent today. #NUFC

Now please don’t fuck this up!

I mean it would be nice if they got a second and saved me biting all my nails off again.

#NUFC

Very lucky not to concede there. Cannot afford to sit back second half as this Palace side can score from nothing. #NUFC

The game is meant to be about goals but they seem to want to do everything to stop goals counting. Drives me mad how many times goals are ruled out like that.

Said it before and I’ll say it again. If you have to draw lines to find someone a millimetre offside, they’re not fucking offside.

Hall. Been absolute quality.

Also so nice to have Hall back. His calmness on the ball and ability to keep possession is massive. #NUFC

Lewis Miley needs to play more often. He is such a quality player and will only get better the more he plays. #NUFC

Having Ramsdale in goal with his superior passing ability opens up such a dangerous out ball to Elanga. I’ve been reluctant to see Pope dropped despite the errors but I think Ramsdale offers a lot. #NUFC

14 years on, Gary Speed’s loss reminds us how vital it is to speak up, check in, and look after our mental health #nufc

TNT and Sky must have a hotkey for the 'ENGLAND COLLAPSE' screen caption, they need it so much. CTRL-ALT-FFS perhaps. #Cricket #Ashes

The lack of football intelligence on show here is unreal. Same mistakes over and over again. #NUFC

Some header that #NUFC

The only thing worse than the start we’ve made is the fact that Steve Mcmanaman is on commentary #NUFC