A bunny on his green shag carpet, staring at the ceiling after a long day. His five cats look at him expectantly, wanting to be fed, as their bowls are empty in a corner of the room
Daily bunny no.3251 needs a minute
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
I know no one cares BUT I’ve been playing FIFA 22 Career Mode with Wrexham the past fout years, at some point acquiring Callum Doyle. Today I found out he actually plays for Wrexham currently. How good am I?
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Me and my friend once spent a very enjoyable half hour or so, watching from a balcony tipsy on wine, as a Sainsbury's driver absolutely fucked it trying to get out of a loading bay. He just kept going and going and it got funnier and funnier.
probably should have warned the spread that whilst he’s welcome to use either of the outdoor taps, if the dog sees him turn one on she will lose her entire mind with joy
A tale of a Doctor Who fan audience booing a person for using AI
Well done my people, well done
roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes
whoops
pop songs about how hot your boyfriend is only work when he's some random twunk named andrew instead of another celebrity
gaming on linux is absolutely wonderful so long as you don't want to run a mod that requires a windows specific mod launcher and then it just becomes a whole headache
it would genuinely be the funniest thing in the world if one of the richest person in the worlds personal newspaper got overtaken in print memberships with a paper that has stuff like this in it
According to the zoomers I’ve peaked in life
(mtg elo rank and number which will be dropping like a stone in the next update but its mine for now >:) )
"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. holding up a huge slab of meat while holding onto the bone. He's standing in front of many other meats, including what appear to be ribs, brisket, and sausage
Close-up of the sausages
So when MAHA folks say you should eat "real" food and not "processed" food, they're talking about..... sausage?
yeah i was gonna say itll probably be fairly close to interracial relationships
You play Magic? Isn't that the game with a Black Lotus? Yeah. Do you have one? Uh, no. Wow, you must have a Black Lotus, right? So do you have a Black Lotus? No. Why are you selling everything you own for a Black Lotus?! There's no good reason! I have a great reason! Cardboard-crack.com
Black Lotus #MTG
New York billionaires who call themselves liberals and moderates are currently spending their time figuring out how to punish the people of New York City for electing Zohran, while doing absolutely nothing to stop the demented Nazi in the White House.
tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response
Been working on the book for days and cut 2k and added 5k, for which I should feel more accomplishment. The "which information to reveal when" stage can feel overwhelming. At least I know what the most important information is that I'm actually revealing, which isn't usually the case 😆
A screenshot of a tweet sent to me by a friend: "ao3 is humbling bc you'll read something so well written you're like there's no way they don't do this professionally. and then it turns out they're like a scientist or something."
A friend sent me this and I... 🥺
Yes, that's me ❤️ Thank you!!
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
Olympic village apparently ran outta condoms after 3 days so congrats to the next generation of elite athletes
I cannot believe what happened. I thought the splatoon community was accepting but I guess wrong
And I came from someone who I thought was a friend
@strings.inkling.social
This kind of discrimination is unacceptable and should be met with the appropriate punishment of life in Utah
Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back “come see my daughter’s film A Woman’s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with me”
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
Morning.
