NOLA Lady

I would totally be a cult leader

He finally reached full cult leader and believes his own BS

I buy the titanium every year and normally have plenty for the entire ride. I feel like all of my bags were only half full this year. Can’t wait for the after-ride survey and I’ll be super interested to see how they respond to the backlash.

Tariffs made those throws too expensive to be throwing a whole bag. People are stupid!

Ok NOLA - it’s been fun and my liver passed the Mardi Gras test again. But the mountains are calling and I’ve got to answer. See y’all next time!

I’m personally glad we throw more stuff you can actually use and less throws. We call it Remuseable throws and I love them (still using the night lights from 2 years ago)

As a member, I’ve never known any of us to use the Super Krewe designation and I’m good with that. The biggest package is normally enough for being generous the whole ride, but the packages were smaller and the crowds were larger…

Where will y’all be? We are heading up the route for that tomorrow

I think they sponsored our events this year. Meaning they paid for at least some free alcohol at all of our events. But I could be wrong

Tariffs hit HARD this year…

I can say from LOTS of experience - you just have to live with it until it falls off by itself 🤣

I’d like to think all the money and time I put into it this year weren’t wasted, but everyone is entitled to their opinion

We saw the Bananas in Seattle and it was so much fun. Wear comfy shoes because you’ll dance the whole time

I saved myself enough to stock my entire house. They ware one of my favorites we’ve ever thrown 👠

I was being reasonable and the entire side of our float was out before we hit Canal. I’m exhausted but it was fun #muses2026

Since it’s that time of the year again

The IRS does not call you. Some of them are obvious some of them less so but they are all scams

As a rider, I’ve seen the lights break when touched and have been burned many times by the bulbs. Any spectator that messes with the lights deserves what they get as far as I’m concerned. And be prepared to have the cops come visit your parading spot if a rider catches you damaging a float

Just an FYI: Cynthia Erivo did a sleep story for the Calm app. It’s as amazing as you’d imagine.

We used to put a regular heating pad under a blanket on the dog bed. That’s what the vet hospital did when one of our pups was post-surgery in the ICU. He was forever spoiled by the heating pad.

Painting them completely yellow would be a good idea to make them more visible. But, if I were a street artist (I can’t draw a straight line), I’d focus on the parts they painted

I used to set up a camera facing my streaming water and would grab my phone to check every time I woke up at night (when we lived in a raised house). Worked like a charm and saved me from having to get out of my cozy bed.

NEVER PUT ANYTHING IN WRITING UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO HAVE IT USED IT COURT (all caps was necessary here)

I had a law prof that always told us it’s malpractice to not double-check the law and case cites before submitting anything to anyone, even if you use them every single day

Any chance you’d be willing to sell me some finished shoes? My first plan fell through and I’m not shipping any across the country.

I have found meditation to be helpful these days. Really need to hit the gym more than twice a week…

I’m less worried about the commercial uses of my PHI (still worried) and significantly more worried about this administration getting their hands on it and what they will do (I’m thinking ethnic cleansing)

I’ll import the green beans and ship to you for roasting. Then you can ship roasted beans back to me

Are you willing to ship to the PNW? We go through a lot of coffee in this house

Ordered my first King Cake of the year yesterday and will be anxiously awaiting the FedEx driver tomorrow. I see the FedEx driver a lot during Carnival.

Wanted to drop the last name of a bunch of holier than thou asshole bigots, so yeah, I changed my name via a Judge’s order since it was pre-Obergefell