Jon Blyth

It would have to be a truly magnificent Al to make up for the personal sense of loss

I’m going around a friend’s house for cheese soup. I have kept myself in deliberate ignorance so I can enjoy it like I did From Dusk Til Dawn

I’m gutted. The sheer lack of respect

Boyfriend just said “et al”, knowing I’d grab that low hanging fruit and say “who’s Al”. But the “et al” included a person called Al so he just told me who Al was.

I am not safe in my own home this is an outrage

No son of mine is hangin around on a god damn lily pad

A photo app collage of fish that vaguely represent the sitcom archetypes of downbeat dad, sexually active mum, attractive teen girl and I can’t remember the personality of the lad from Married With Children so he’s just a despondent frog

Married With Children but fish, hear me out

Gorton and Denton sound like two muppets in the box on the opposite side of the stage, being nice about all the acts

“Statler and Waldorf’s relentless politics of negativity is turning voters off”

ONE LONG SAUSAGE, PASSING THROUGH EVERY LETTER BOX IN THE COUNTRY. OUR SAUSAGE

I’m daring it, I’m having a hope

Fuck yeah Gorton
Fuck yeah Denton

It also looks like an early Suede single cover

the email icon sends a message directly to Rocky, and he is doing that face because he just read your bullshit

A screenshot of the shop page for “Rocky”, a Canine Positioning Manikin. His facial expression looks like he is shouting a slur across the street. An arm is reaching in from out of a frame, a hand tugging on his fur. Presumably this is to demonstrate Rocky’s tactile posability. But it gives the impression of someone trying to restrain him from shouting slurs across the street

I want a Rocky for my home and I want Rockies everywhere I go. I want them in every cupboard I open. A Rocky in every room in every house, doing that face

Beautiful

I love to set up an account so it suits me

Love to visit a town and download their parking app

I paid six pound fifty to get into Matlock Aquarium and all I got was this excellent skeet

Two fossils, a fuchsite on the left and a phacups on the right. I hadn’t heard of them before today thus is probably a route one fossil joke

I can’t say I like either of these, but I like the one on the left, a fuchsite, more than I like the phacups on the right

Ikr

Miss Finch has visited Higgins in an episode that’s shaping up to be a 1980s Pygmalion

The juxtaposition of Miss Finch’s brash punk aesthetic with the demure portrait above the fireplace is a fine piece of composition

Over Miss Finches shoulder we see a disapproving Higgins. She must abandon her personality to merge with her boyfriends social strata

Can’t believe the disrespectful way Miss Finch is sitting in Higgins’ chair

Oh oh god damn it, I lived in London for like ten years, and I never stood in front of the war museum in a way that made it look like the sign might say warm cum

Um, yeah

And what has that mouth devoured

What have those eyes seen, that made them such inky pits

Ah thanks! bless the archivists

I never thought to listen back that far. Christ, do they say all the words?

Yeah go on then! Relive the relish of writing a Dump Award review

… but a miserable pile of questions

I’m on the Wikipedia page for it, this is a proud moment. Wish I’d done all my zone work in google docs, mind, cant find it

All fantasy books should commit to using regional British accents with evil people using RP