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This city ain't big enough for the both of yas

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

Nothing like a karaoke party to remind you that, no matter how corpo you get, you will always be a fucking hipster.

The BELLY!!!!!!!!!

Im terrified AI will eventually enable us to communicate with our pets, and I'll find out my cat's an arsehole who hates me.

Yes

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Test print! There are some things that need to be adjusted, but it's so cool to hold it! 🪶🎨

Thank you for the update

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Yes

I am being pulled in a thousand directions at once and I'm behind on several things already.

Also the system I need to update is down.

TGIF

Ducks enjoying the deep freeze a few weeks ago.

No, I need to go back to a time when *love* was still possible.

Friends of Big Bear Valley - Bald Eagle Nest

#BaldEagle #BAEA

had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this

You deserve it

Y'all should take a rest at some point.

This movie hit me so hard I literally had a delayed reaction as if it was a real-life stressor.

I spent some time the next day rocking back and forth crying bc it had just sunk in.

Excellent.

anybody who doesn't want every nuke dismantled is a fool at best and anybody who would think of using them has the opposite of a soul

Phil Berger must be shitting a brick rn. We’re headed towards a recount, no doubt.

For folks outside NC, the reason this is a big deal is because Berger has been the NC State Senate President Pro Tem since 2011. He is a big part of the reason our gerrymandering is as bad as it is. #ncpol

We say we’re overwhelmed by the news, but what we’re often overwhelmed by is the performance layered on top of it…the commentary, the takes, the instant sorting into teams…eventually the original human cost is barely visible underneath.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Do y'all ever think really hard about how people have just... said they believe what the violent self-proclaimed "landowners" believe in an effort to curry their favor and treat other people as below them

or am i just having too big a headache.

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Cue my shock that the IFPA is not learning any lessons from the multiple times they have done nothing to make meaningful change after massive backlash and show harm to folks who disagree with their policies.

They're trying nothing and are out of options.

"Arrgh... I wish me crew had sumthin to sink the enemy ship with..." The ever-reliable six pound cast iron cannonball: It is a picture of a black rabbit that is sitting in a perfectly round shape.

Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank