Mort Lemonade

Well cry me a river

I’m long overdue throwing my phone in the trash

The messaging seems pretty clear. Donnie went and did the unspeakable.

100%

Who's next, North Korea?

Not helpful, Bill. Not helpful at all.

Sure is! If you're already loaded, you're now even more loaded! And all those other people? Well, what about them?

cover for Johnny Mandel - Harper (OST)

I've gone down the Johnny Mandel rabbit hole

Trump should probably resign too and still can if Mike Pence has the courage

Would love to see the paperwork for those delegations!

Oooh oooh oooh I know the answer!

Who gives a shit.

Yes, praying that people are still dumb enough to believe the lies

So career pathways are dead. Cool!

Love to take the subway everywhere except I need to hide my wallet which is bursting with Tariff Money from all the illegal aliens who are trying to steal it from me, just like they stole the election in 2020

You raise the blade, you make the change
You rearrange Trump til he sounds sane

A 79 year old man sleeping 2 hours a day? What could go wrong?

What the actual f is he talking about

I never open Bluesky anymore because it's all terrible and lo and behold I click today and immediately see some grappling literature magic unfold before my very eyes!

The 1% love to shop the sales at Target like the rest of us, they just have bigger shopping carts

You holding, bro?

Wait, did you find these in the DMV? Rockville?

I wasn't aware, I wasn't, I wasn't, I was never there, I was never there.

SURE. Exactly what innocent people say.

Glazers out, INEOS out

This is everything.

image from today's hearing

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them

(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

You're a mean one, Mrs. Bondi

I picture you with a duke hanging from your lips, smoke blown in the air as you hit "post" on this

Oh the irony #eatingcatsanddogs