alex

the devs hate me and i hate them
its a vicious cycle

you would think this stinky cat was being cute but no, she jumped on my table to drink my water

Makima in a train, wearing a white dress shirt with a tie and a black trenchcoat. her head is covered in blood and she's staring directly at her opponent.

cis het guy tries to describe what makes a woman hot: "yeah so like, they gotta have big boobs and all cutesy and stuff. gotta really act like a mommy yknow."

lesbian describes what makes a woman hot: *slides this panel of chainsaw man towards you*

the thing they dont tell you about being blessed with a dumb truck and thick thighs is hyperpigmentation

paying more cat tax to you guys
zero is veri ipi 😴

this goonsesh could've been an email

omg a fellow adult :3
hows the wife and kids

*inaudible homosexuality*

i wish i had an otter pouch or something like that so i have a place to put rocks in or a boikisser or 2

adulting so hard, now im making spreadsheets in excel about my monthly costs
fuck im getting old

heard yall like cats
she is zero :3

IP address?!
they know where i pee?

cat with homphobic eyes plays piano

lost another kg, and im toner overall. i might start going to the gym as well, besides the workout at home. if i keep this up by summer i should be around the 75kg or below.
im gonna be unstoppable 😎

miau

I WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER MANAGER'S PEACE, EVER. THE DAY THAT I WILL, ITS GONNA BE A COLD DAY IN HELL

pink headed looking alien thing, with 4 eyes, glasses, a nose piercing, a hat, a cigarette and a mouth with 2 fangs

this is my #webfishing avatar, i love it, also someone play with me pwease 🥺

and what if i dont know 😭

"and my final act of love would be to force myself to never speak with you again"

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