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@buildandbail

I launch (sometimes bizarre) business ideas, document the chaotic process, and abandon them without apology — then do it all over again.

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Build and Bail — Launching Absurd Businesses and Documenting the Chaos Pants delivery for poop emergencies. A URL lengthener. A tug of war calculator. I build weird businesses, document everything, then move on to the next one.

I asked Gemini to calculate how many 5th graders could beat me in tug of war, then had it build the website to prove it.
www.tugofwarcalculator.com
Full build log → buildandbail.com/tug-of-war-calculator

12.03.2026 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Build and Bail — Launching Absurd Businesses and Documenting the Chaos Pants delivery for poop emergencies. A URL lengthener. A tug of war calculator. I build weird businesses, document everything, then move on to the next one.

fun fact I learned building a tug of war calculator: the sport is mostly about weight, not strength, because friction is what keeps you from sliding

which means the strongest person in the world loses to a heavy kid with good footing

anyway go find out your number: tugofwarcalculator.com

12.03.2026 11:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Build and Bail — Launching Absurd Businesses and Documenting the Chaos Pants delivery for poop emergencies. A URL lengthener. A tug of war calculator. I build weird businesses, document everything, then move on to the next one.

There's a real, functional tutorial buried in the nav of my fake investor pitch site. Zero installs. Three tools. One browser. You can ship a real website with a real domain in an afternoon. bizbyct.com/tutorial
https://buildandbail.com/the-tutorial-hidden-inside-my-fake-investor-relations-site/

11.03.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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People ask me why I keep building businesses I never plan to run.

Because the building IS the point. I proved you can go from a dumb joke to a fully branded, functional business with a commercial in one afternoon.

That's not failure. That's a speedrun.

10.03.2026 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The best part of building fake businesses with AI is the moment it stops being funny and starts looking legitimate.
Emergency Pants has a website, a commercial, pricing tiers, and a poop emoji favicon. It took one afternoon.
www.buildandbail.com if you want the full absurd story.
#BuildAndBail #AI

05.03.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Meeting Expectations: Applying the Master the Minimum Framework to End-of-Year Performance Reviews & Career Regression Meeting Expectations: Applying the Master the Minimum Framework to End-of-Year Performance Reviews & Career Regression - Kindle edition by Vance, Desmond. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Meeting Expectations: Applying the Master the Minimum Framework to End-of-Year Performance Reviews & Career Regression.

For those of you still in the tail end of the review cycle, I highly recommend Meeting Expectations: Applying the Master the Minimum Framework to End-of-Year Performance Reviews & Career Regression by the great Desmond Vance. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GR5Z1FJJ

04.03.2026 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Hey Manus, can you give me suggestions on what to name my new product? It should make people think of buttholes every time they use it."

03.03.2026 16:32 👍 148 🔁 23 💬 15 📌 4
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Build and Bail — Launching Absurd Businesses and Documenting the Chaos Pants delivery for poop emergencies. A URL lengthener. A tug of war calculator. I build weird businesses, document everything, then move on to the next one.

I asked Claude how many hamsters it would take to power a website. Then I used the script it wrote to generate the video in Google Flow. This is what AI filmmaking looks like in 2026.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWoV6XJKyJY&

#ai #aitools #claude #googleflow #gemini #aivideo

03.03.2026 19:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I accidentally built a fully branded emergency pants delivery business in 2.5 hours using AI tools (Claude Code for the site, Google Flow for the commercial).

https://buildandbail.com/i-built-a-fake-pants-delivery-business-in-2-5-hours-using-ai-and-it-looks-real/
#BuildAndBail #AI #WebDev #IndieWeb

03.03.2026 15:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Built in 2.5 hours. Zero actors. Zero shame. #AI #sidehustle #buildinpublic #smallbusiness #aitools

https://buildandbail.com/i-built-a-fake-pants-delivery-business-in-2-5-hours-using-ai-and-it-looks-real/

03.03.2026 01:22 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How many hamsters running in wheels would it take to power a website? We did the math. 800 hamsters per shift. 4 shifts. 400 watts of pure hamster energy.

https://buildandbail.com/hamster-powered-website-ai-video/

#hamsters #datcenter #tech #engineering #theydidthemath #hamsterpower

02.03.2026 19:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0