@professor-meh
Professor and John E. Myers Vice Chair of Chemical Engineering at UCSB. My lab enables engineering control of sustainable & exceptional squishy materials using high-throughput experimentation and ML/AI. Opinions and obscure pop culture references my own.
I am β¦ grateful? β¦ that Harvardβs Graduate School Fund reached out to me with a fundraising solicitation yesterday, because it helped me to organize my thoughts on an event near the end of my PhD (2005). Here is my response, just emailed to the fundraisers: (1/9)
Iβll be in Eugene and Newport for Xmas, but I doubt there would be anyone around in Corvallis then to give a seminar to!
He gave a wonderful seminar at UCSB last week!
The speed reading part of my brain was very disappointed to learn that this story is not in fact about a root beer waterfall
Weβre deeply disappointed negotiations for a global plastics treaty have ended without a final agreement.
Over the past 3 years, the momentum has been undeniable. The world now understands, plastic is a full lifecycle problem that demands systemic solutions, & that its health impacts are profound.
Keep Calm and Carry a Sandwich
*Correction β NPR-A, not SPR.
My grandfather was Chief of the USGS Alaska Branch, and spent 20 yrs of his career leading expeditions to map and survey the Alaskan interior, including what would become the SPR. Iβm glad heβs not alive to see this betrayal of his lifeβs work.
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The U.S. government should fund Ph.D. students directly through fellowships, and not tied to grants for specific research projects. This makes clear to all that a primary benefit of government investment in research is a highly skilled technical workforce.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."Β
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
This sounds like the exposition to a pandemic disaster movie β£οΈ
If it seems oddly quiet around here, itβs because @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social has rushed off to his basement to redirect his social bots to work on buying a dozen of theseβ¦
If you agree that everything flows (ΟάνΟΞ± αΏ₯Ξ΅αΏ), then consider joining us at the 96th Annual Meeting of @sorheology.bsky.social, held in Santa Fe, New Mexico, from October 19-23, 2025. The abstract submission deadline has been extended to May 30, 2025! #SOR2025
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Pretty sure you tagged the wrong Matt Helgeson π
We are thrilled to announce the winners of the 2025 Journal of #Rheology #Publication Award: Michael Burroughs, Yuanyi Zhang, Abhishek Shetty, Christopher Bates, Matt Helgeson and L. Gary Leal. In celebration, the winning publication will be available open-source for all. @professor-meh.bsky.social
Blunt letter to the editor on ACS: "If ACS wonβt stand up now, it should stand down." cen.acs.org/business/Rea... #chemsky π§ͺβοΈ
While I congratulate all the 2025 NSF GRFP awardees on their achievements, itβs shocking to see that the # of awards is down >50% from prior years.
This is a disgrace to our top young talent in science and technology. This program should be growing, not shrinking.
www.nsfgrfp.org
New paper from my PhD with @professor-meh.bsky.social! We show a simple route to all-water multiple emulsions, via coacervation with a single(!) dense phase. Amid size/shape variance, we use ML to quantify trends in droplet structure with mixing condition, which diverge from classical W/O/W systems.
To @acs.org : the ethics (and optics) of putting trackers on conference attendees in the current US political climate are bad. Several attendees in my session (including me) took them off and either threw them away or recycled them in the badge return box.
These are extremely challenging times for early-career faculty. Here is my office's small contribution to make their hard and important work a bit easier:
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On changes to #NIH indirect rates, there is a law in place that prohibits NIH from making such changes without the approval of Congress. See Division D, Title II Section 224 of The Further Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2024 (Public Law No: 118-47) grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...
Hello rheologists! The SoR Future of Rheology Symposium is a fantastic virtual seminar series highlighting early career researchers. Today at 1pm EST my student Anukta will give a talk on her work with dilute polymer Rheology. Details below - please consider attending!
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