Smams

My irony is incompatible with yours. Sorry

"Oh boy, oh boy, it's a good day to be a non-pregnant smams," said Smamuel.

"Not for long," said the Smampregnator.

Yeah

Meet like 20% of your heroes

I have decoded to kill myself in front of your for the "lulz" as it is a reference

That's the real maturity divide, whether or not what defines you is your resume or your gravestone

When I need to blow my nose I read my own posts so I can optimize for nose exhalation power

Talented poster in resume

Sorry delphi you did get owned here

Mezzaluna BTFO'd by my new ravioli shape: Phallio

Iron sharpens iron, woke sharpens woke

Alright trivia master, pretty soon you'll be looking for "your teeth"

Chad Gipidee

I am your AI assistant

Got hired based on vibes, ended up getting everyone involved the death penalty for criminal negligence.

Me looking evil

Your impostor syndrome is a good thing because you are self aware enough to tell that you aren't any good at the things that define you.

But then it wouldn't be improv, it'd just be a mime show

What solves this problem is if we are all simultaneously experiencing a in-parallel simulation of our lives and at like 80 years old you get raptured but the world continues with you replaced by a simulation and that's why you have to get old and die.

if you go all the way and arch your back and hold one hand daintily aside you can tell your friends you're doing a "bit".

You know it's really unfair if armageddon ever happens because if some 20 year old gets into heaven like yeah of course they're a baby they didn't have to keep temperance for that long, and then an 80 year old remarried after his wife died, straight to hell.

graham platner with a swastika cutie mark!

if graham platner was in my little pony i wonder what cutie mark he would have?

guy who fights the daleks

what if dr. who's first name was guy

Caption: Why do skinny white guys with fat dicks always look like this crying emoji and below there are several images of creepypasta creatures with spindly white limbs and emaciated torsos

Does anyone know the original I'm trying to find the origional of this meme this is a recreation

START WRITING FANFIC ABOUT ME!! I'm secxually unfulfilled.

I liked you better when I didn't talk

Nooo, come back I went to the bathroom and it's only awkward and rude to jack off in here rather than unacceptable

SBEVE! We gather here today for sbeve.