Crab Man

Following a successful ouster of my long-term rival, you are now looking st the longest-tenured active professor at Donda Academy! #Celebration #TeacherAppreciationDay

I hope you like it it's really stupid.

I'm gonna do 0 push-ups and watch Dexter now

Sex work is work. Work sex is sex.

Cause you're the only 6 7 I see.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. anyone said this shit

Antsy on a first date and accidentally calling the complimentary bread basket the "piece de resistánce"

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-I know many people that are not famous

Celebrities are some of the most famous people.

They should make a very good baseball player that doesn't get injured constantly.

Just looking at this for quite some time

(after commanding my army to start several devastating wars): now do a silly one

I dream of some day creating content.

I wish.

From Wallace Grommet.

Out here looking like the white Wallace.

Trueeeee

I'm in banger city, the music is electric.

(YouTube Shorts voice) This tiny explosion is actually the most powerful explosion in nature.

Legend of the Sandsquatch

Now watching

I've tried working on it but I know it will never truly leave me.

I want to not be that person but I'm a "damn, that sucks" guy. If you tell me some personal emotional shit I'm gonna hit you with that, it's involuntary.

Everyone is talking about Ram Truck Month. They won't shut the fuck up about it.

this new tape i bought is PERFECT for ducts

This is a crazy banger

Yeah this is it

Does anyone know that song that goes "dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee"?

If you're grading on the curve of very low-budget indie horror movies, it's not bad. It also has a very bizarre understanding of marijuana which is pretty funny.

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We now go live to our correspondent on the scene: Terry Birdchicken.