Timothy Classic Movies

Fucking code Veronica

That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot

Is this physique attainable?

Love Actually is the rare movie that gets worse every time you see it

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Lilo and Stitch (2025)

Not necessarily the good ones

Looking at the directors of the now you see me movies, truly a who's who of modern Hollywood journeymen

You despite being called "welcome to Derry" it's not a every welcoming place

Batman snapping a rifle and yelling "this is the weapon of the ohh shit I fucking broke it I'm so sorry"

Extremely funny to imagine this as a sequel to Payback

Play Dirty is like half a Parker movie and half a Mark Wahlberg heist movie streaming joint and the clash is noticeable

He never cleared it

"he made night of the museum" wow I'm sorry, guess that makes his derivative garbage okay then

Shawn Levy is evidence that people will apparently go to bat for you if you made a mediocre kids movie they saw when they were young

Ftankentime

Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"

One Tron after another

The Black Phone 2: Phone Harder

Me every day

Guy who goes to silent hill but nothing happens cause he has no issues

I clicked on Bugsy Malone (1976) on criterion and I did not know what this movie was and am straight up flabbergasted

mio and zoe from split fiction in the dragon story, surrounded by flowers and a crumbling archway. it's sunset. they're tenderly gazing into each others eyes, zoe holds a flower and mio pushes hair out of zoe's face. godspeed

a little closer #splitfiction

turns out coloring is hard and it’s glorpshit

Dad: was this time gap in the show cause of the pandemic

Me: dad this is the sopranos

Watching the original 13 ghosts and it's so funny how they talk about ghosts in this movie, so matter of fact speaking on the most generic version of ghosts

If I was Dave Filoni I'd be fucking ashamed to be putting out my fan fic ass shows next to andor

The last of us? You're telling me there's a us?

Gunther fucking tapped man I can't believe this