The Gazster

Name your favourite movie from the year you were born

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And the best part is when they are absolutely certain that the meme they saw on Facebook or X is the absolute truth, then claim that the real facts are "made up" or "hidden by the media"

Venezuelans who were celebrating when Maduro was captured only to see Trump abandon them by leaving the regime in place looking at the Iranians who were celebrating when Trump declares victory and also leaves their regime in place

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Getting serious "Israel promised us that in 24 hours the Iranians would totally surrender and they had absolutely no way to possibly launch any retaliation, but it turns out they lied to us and now we don't know what to do" vibes.

Remember these are the same guys who applauded when Afghans who fled the brutal Taliban regime were sent back to their deaths.

MAGA keep on sharing videos Iranians celebrating in the US, forgetting that-

2 weeks ago these MAGA were saying that these people should be back in their country fighting for freedom.

And the second there is an Iranian terrorist attack they'll want all their green cards cancelled and deportations

Yeah if I remember right Schwartzkopf wanted to push onto Bagdad but the higher ups got cold feet and ordered coalition forces to halt arguing that they'd got the Iraqis out of Kuwait so mission accomplished, leaving the Kurds who helped out and thought their liberation was at hand holding the bag.

How I feel when someone blocks me

The White House seems to think Trump's war with Iran is a video game.

The White House shared a video online promoting its ongoing operations. In addition to using real footage from recent attacks, the video includes a killstreak animation from 2023's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

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When the Kurds hear on the news that they've launched an invasion of Iran.

So even more DOJ firings are imminent. How long until a judge asks what the DOJ lawyer is doing and he replies "No idea your honor, six hours ago I was a janitor"

So, that means that the sinking of the Iranian ship in international waters thousands of miles outside the combat zone is a war crime.

Given the way Trump seems to have ignored Pentagon advice and appears to be totally unprepared for what's happened this 1941 quote instantly came to mind.

"We only have to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down"

Mojtaba Khamenei looks to inherit Supreme Leader title from his father. He is super close to the Revolutionary Guard hardliners and in addition to killing his father and mother we also killed his wife and son so this is all going to go so well

Hey after all they are the guys who had a command meeting in a Mar A Largo dining room covered by curtains and open rafters which obviously means the room is not SCIF and also posted a photo of this meeting that revealed a map with classified positions of US naval assets.

Share a GIF from a TV show!

I'm sure that the MAGAs who went apeshit claiming Biden didn't do enough to help getting people out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal are livid at this abandonment, right? Right???

By this metric then Cuba are legally allowed to launch missile attacks on the US as they've been at war since the Bay of Pigs in 1961.

So meaning that not only has Trump started a war to help Netanyahu out he's also going to claim that as the US needs those stocks he's going to stop supplying Ukraine in order to help Putin out.

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And the scary thing is it's almost certain that the religious fanatics now in the chain of command are the kind of idiots that forget to co-ordinate F15 flights with allied air defence networks.

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Wait, I thought that declaring you were on a holy war meant you were an evil regime and that a jihad was bad?

Insulin costs USA $175-300 per dose, some schemes allow $35 max a month.

UK Insulin costs - zero as Insulin is exempt from prescription charges, but even if it had to be paid for, would be £9.50 (about $16) a month.

Show me your Uber driver.

So it appears that Trump literally believed "Take out their spiritual leader and the war's over"

Did Eisenhower think that if they took out Hitler then Himmler or Goering wouldn't step up and assume command to carry on the war?

Obama wanted to use airstrikes in Syria to protect safe zones and McConnell blocked him saying he needed Congressional approval. Trump got in and fired 40 cruise missiles at Syria on a whim and McConnell gave a huge thumbs up

Meanwhile the US is now vulnerable to terrorist attacks as the four people on the FBI counter-terrorism unit that weren't transferred to support ICE are currently hard at work trying to find Antifa terror cells and financers

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Oh Critical Drinker, the guy who claimed that in Predator Badlands that the arid desert-like Yautja Prime looked identical to the lush forested Gena.

Post something from the 70s!