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Just a reminder, start to get all your documents in order soon. Don't let them suppress you at the polls on election day because of a technicality.
Be prepared! Proudly tell your candidates "I support you!", and say "Fuck you!", to the candidates you hate!
We couldn't find our rolling pin so we used a vodka bottle to roll dough. Booze isn't *always* the answer but this time, and many other times before, it was.
Girlfriend and I had a pizza making party.
Pizza#1: marinara, muenster, parmesan, feta, onion, pepperoni, anduoille, kalamata tapenade, pesto (spicy, salty, robust)
Pizza#2: smoked cheese bechemel, muenster, parmesan, portabella, bacon, onion, ricotta, basil (rich, savory, smoky)
Both awesome!
I'm shocked. An anchor for one of these conservative News/Opinion-(almost 100% opinion) networks had a foot in reality. Good for him.
I made jam with Nectarines, Berries, and Apricot. I called in NBA Jam. Boom-shakka-lakka.
Pastwich? Sasty?
In Germany? I'd say most beautiful in the world. Absolute masterpiece.
So that's 2 people. The absolute minimum amount of people to grammatically allow the word "hardest".
By the way, Trump lost in 2020 and hasn't stopped crying since.
If this is why you think the left is upset, you aren't paying attention. And don't burden me with the responsibility of educating you. It's incredibly exhausting.
Iran was going to use their navy, which we have intelligence on that details their every movement, to travel 10,000 miles through surveiled waters to launch nuclear weapons they don't have at America?
Is this 47 year old imminent threat moving fast or slow?
Which speed is the dangerous one?
A To-Do list must be equipped with the novel ability to cross off items. Otherwise you are depriving yourself of honestly gained dopamine. The most genuine of dopamine. Pure dopamine straight to the veins.
You should somehow work "Lo and Behold!" into something. Maybe above a display case?
Let's not forget how he blamed the Norwegian government for not winning.
Truly embarrassing to be a constituent of this narcissistic fool.
Source:
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Nothing like this AI slop comic is happening. American people are upset on behalf of Americans. We don't want to pay for this illegal war that has no goal, no exit strategy, and no international support. It's not liberal virtue signaling like you think. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And cue the "The Hague is antisemitic" retorts in 3...2...1...
"The disgraced former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem".
It has a nice ring to it.
To quote Gov. Walz during his 2024 debate, "That's a damning non-answer."
That's divisive fear mongering at its peak.
And always adding "radical" in front of "liberal" or "left" is cliché. Does the Washington Post even care about writing?
The president eats McDonald's alone at a computer at 2 AM talking shit on social media.
South Africa, the country that invented the word "apartheid" and proudly implemented its policy for decades, is beating the US by 6 ranks.
That ought to communicate something to our leadership, but it probably won't.
That's a Real Housewives style deflection of blame.
"Sorry I screamed insults at you and *you* got offended."
But Karoline Leavitt said it was a "feeling *based on FACT*".
I'm still trying to figure out what that means.
This was the first book that made me laugh out loud while reading. Christopher Buckley is fantastic. I also recommend another book he wrote "The Relic Master".
Even in a fantasy of Trump causing the literal End of the World, they still kiss his ass.
How come no one has coined the term "Obama Derangement Syndrome" for what Trump does?
Oh, wait. It's because we're above using idiotic slogans to impugn the rational criticism of others. Never mind.
I will continue to admire Jasmine Crockett for all the shit she didn't take from anybody.
I will continue to admire Jasmine Crockett for the energy she brought to the table and her fearless disposition.
I used to pair my money with a sweet Spanish Rioja when I went out to eat money... but now there's these tariffs.
Little Marco has advanced motor skills for his age.
"Are you lying?"
"No"
"Are you lying about whether or not you are lying - an extension of your original plan which was to lie?"
"Yes. I didn't anticipate that question and I don't have a preplanned response."
