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Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian. Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla. .hair { display: none; }

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Just finished some regulatory online training in Responsible Gaming.

Ironic really considering I will be doing my brains on Cheltenham this week ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡

09.03.2026 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kitchen not coming today, which is annoying. Could do with it as early in the week as possible, but I know with my luck, it will get here Sunday night.

09.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel like you missed a trick with the hashtag - #FunghiWithBri

08.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair I went with my mate who is a Vale fan so had some decent times around there. Just rough and ready isn't it.

08.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like Paul Ince and Robbie Fowler

08.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They play in Burslem I'm Stoke. I've been 7 or 8 times and can confirm it's not the most desirable of areas.

08.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh because Spurs won Uefa.

But if Villa won Europa League and finished in the CL, does that CL place move down.

I don't fucking know. It's too early ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.03.2026 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't there a possibility we get 6 places? We have 6 this season.

08.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that's best case scenario I think. And an English team above us winning the CL. City of Arsenal I guess.

Don't want those fuckers across the park winning anything.

08.03.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we need two finalists who are already on Europe. Or Brentford to beat someone who is already in Europe (and they finish above us)

08.03.2026 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both results (well assuming MCFC win) are good for our European chances to be fair.

07.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to take the pictures in with it being on a baseball pitch. Just seems odd.

Remember Everton playing on one in a Tour under Roberto Martinez I want to say.

All a bit disorientating.

07.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ramsdale's got himself in a mess"

No shit. Fucking dreadful goalkeeper.

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bit of Willy Wonkz

07.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Done some wallpapering today. Looks just like real brick ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kids had me up early though and I'm fucking knackered, so kicking back with a can of Tyskie now ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ

07.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something very satisfying about the solo pint IMO. If I'm ever having a grueller at work, will nip to the pub before picking my son up from school and just enjoy a quiet Guinness in 95% empty pub.

Bliss.

06.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#FridayClubWithTheLads

06.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First rule of Sunday club, don't put shitty social media posts up about Sunday club.

06.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it's been a terrible addition.

Especially for the match goers. Sat inside the stadium not knowing what is going on.

05.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not debating that. I just think the still is bullshit. Just because it's animated and shows his nose offside, I'm not buying it.

It was quite clear from the cut off the grass.

Luckily it's pretty academic now anyway.

05.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think a lot of them even turned up. Lots of empty seats near the start.

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that โšฝ

05.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking get in.

Deserve that 100%

05.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha

05.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice

05.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah bollocks isn't it. No chance.

05.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute joke. Ruining football. Could see from the grass it was onside. He was behind the ball clearly

05.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF.

What a crock of shit.

05.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's behind the ball. Why is it taking so long.

05.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks onside to me

05.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0