Ol Baldy

The moon is MOONING.

🙄 overachiever

(Yes the commenter is a pmp dropout.)

IT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN MOVIE

LMAO damn not with you violating the terms and conditions and then popping up in his face.

look him dead in the eye and be like "ay man, it was nice outside and I need things". playas fuck up? *shrug*

so the doctor knows you aint no quitter AND you work out. this works in your advantage.

Wait. Should I zig zag?!

And that "follow me" Harriet Tubman joke will FOREVER be solid writing.

A great joke into add some kente? This is a damn good way to end February.

Netta is the person who put me on Sherman's Showcase and now I'm going thru the irrational list of things she brought into my life.

But also, she throws a tight spiral on the move and that's the most fire shit ever.

Oh my God.

It is far too early to be turned on like this.

I'm glad I read this thru, cause *raises hand*

OK BLACK WOMEN BEING HANDY AS FUCK

DO YOU THINK THE FUCKING MEDS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART? MAYBE JUST MAYBE?

I order a lil care package via doordash.

mucinex and some snacks.

I check the status of it cause i want to make sure it's ok...

they didn't even say that they couldn't get the mucinex. didn't say oh they aint got dm, you want extra strength?

they legit just sent some coke and some cheezits.

Rope burn
Throb
Best things in life are free
Funny how time flies

Go deep (and all the variations) are great.

Also, not a shock.

Oh this is pathetic. Not shocking, but pathetic nonetheless.

*gestures wildly*

Things are thinging but we push thru, fuck it.

YAAASSSS J! Go pick up my dry cleanin while you out, preciate it!

*hug* hi love.

I'm sorry for all the things, but I'll take the babies not being babies as a big win 🥰🥰

Baby that is a LIP! look at you!

A Valentine's Day card-- showing a picture of the Spirit of Detroit, with the caption "you had me at what up doe"

Meanwhile the city of Detroit... 🥰🥰

I grocery shop early in the morning on weekends-- 12 men in the card aisle, one guy got caught trying to steal a bouquet, and two folks trying to figure out what wine to get their partners.

Gahdamn. 🫠

Gus Johnson said rest assured he gon be there.

And then he wasn't. 😔. But for all the fun he gave for that season, I'm happy he got his moment.

He didn't even get invited to the Heisman (he deserved an invite!), and he now has a SB MVP. Good for K9

I also realize in the big scheme of things I very rarely get to open it up anyways

Oh yeah I won't say it's for everybody, but going from an a4 (so I'm not PRESSED about performance) to this didn't deter me.

But there's something to be said about the scale back of a muscle car outside of EV anyway (you gotta buy a pack for that!) but yeah. I like my handling and acceleration.

I enjoy my EV. I'll probably swap it out for the etron gt, but I like the pickup on them.

BUT IF THE WATERFALLS MASK THE SHIT BUT WATERFALLS KEEP HAPPENING AND NATURE MAKES NOISE WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING ON THE HUMANS?

*dies when I sneeze*

*Dies when I snore*

*Watches them kill each other cause they're making noise*

Newspaper creation is LOUD.

Oh I got more.

Man FUCK that movie. Those stupid ass arbitrary rules.

Talk about plot armor.

What Xscape say?

This is fo the niggas, strictly fo the niggas..

I was back in the classroom today, and that was the most work related joy I've had in a WHILE.