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Hegseth is a war criminal.

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just because Noem got fired doesn't mean Trump's going to get rid of Bondi.

She's everything Noem is: incompetent, cruel, and loyal. But she's not grifting the way Noem was.

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth is a psychotic serial killer who is using the world's largest military AND American servicemembers' lives like nail-studded baseball bat.

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Two things:

It's true.

and best you not know.

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem wasn't fired for her cruelty or cosplay. Trump counted on that to fire up his base.

It was her grifting.

He hated how amateurish it looked and how blatant it was, how he didn't get a cut, and how it distracted from her basic mission: be a MAGA cheerleader, not a second-rate crook.

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DOGE claimed to save the American government about $160B, though expert analysis found it was closer to $1B.

One (singular) billion dollars.

Which is being blown each day in Trump's illegal War on Iran.

06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

She has one normal brain cell out of every ten.

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ZING!

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God's pronouns are "We/Us"

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

At least the Romans got to draw straws to see who that unlucky one-in-ten got to be.

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now we're talkin

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully."

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

McMahon: (Insanity) is doing the same thing over and over again.
Markwayne Mullin: What was we ranked in reading and math in 1979?
McMahon: Come again?
Markwayne Mullin: What was we ranked...

06.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh snap

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good catch.

Yeah, and dumber than a box of Boeberts.

06.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Intel reports say Russia is sharing intelligence with Iran to help them target US assets.

Leavitt: "Doesn't matter. The President is decimating Iran."

06.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He picks other people's noses (true story)
Is an ex-MMA fighter.
He's the only US Senator without a Bachelor's degree.

06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's choice to replace ICE Barbie is a former MMA fighter who picks other people's noses (fact, not The Onion), is quoted as saying he's "not interested in reality", and is the only member of the Senate without a Bachelor's degree.

Also has the most inbred name in politics: Markwayne Mullin.

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Please drag out the Markwayne Mullin confirmation hearings and expose every last piece of disgusting dirty laundry and every last tidbit of his gross incompetence.

He'll still get confirmed, but make his toxic suckage legendary.

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Former MMA fighter with the most inbred name in American politics and who picks other people's noses.

What could possibly go wrong.

06.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sickening and cringe at the same time.

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU

06.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯😍🀩πŸ”₯

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ironic really, how they're helping the Putin-licking bullies that disrespected him the White House.

JD Vance needs to get down on his hands and knees and publicly apologize.

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The servicemembers killed in war are real people with people who loved them.

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have the receipts Guyliner McCouchfucker.

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Whether you want to call it a war or not--"

NOBODY FUCKING VOTED FOR THIS YOU TRAITOROUS SYCOPHANT

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair Iran's counterstrikes endanger Ukraine and the rest of Europe.

The US doesn't deserve Zelensky's help, but Russia is backing Iran.

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ukraine will help the US counter Iranian drones.

Hey JD McCouchfucker. DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU???

www.reuters.com/business/aer...

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0