Douglas Adams had mice creating the mountains of Norway in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Equal work of fiction.

The Ogles were a prominent border reiving (raiding) family on the English/Scottish border in the 16thc. The family gene doesn’t seem to have changed much

I go for quantity over quality. I’m on my fifth 🥳

The George Orwell she’s thinking about was a milkman on Old Kent Road.

He shouldn’t be allowed out by himself

The Beatles obviously thought they were good, because they let them record “Obla-di, Obla-da”

It’s not true until they get used against US ships

Absolutely. Put them in the equivalent of the Roman Colisseum, armed with sword and shield and see how brave they are. 🤡🤡s

Trump’s instructions have gone missing in the post

At least we’ve made a start. Your lot are actively suppressing everything and not even trying to hide the fact

That’s not bad - he’ll never be able to leave the country 😈

Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......

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And if he does manage to start that saw, he’ll soon be missing a few other parts

Don’t understand the appeal of a game where you have to be over 6ft and be built like a brick outhouse, the vast majority of the players never touch the ball and play stops every 10 secs. Even snooker and darts are a better watch (ducks below the parapet)

She’s an avatar

As long as the children (and parents) behave themselves, what’s the problem? Children will never learn how to behave if they’re not exposed to such an environment

I watched similar footage at a UK theme park in a pitch black room, standing up, and with no railing to hold onto. Totally screws up your sense of balance 😵‍💫

They’ll buy them from Walmart’s toy dept

Grapes and sour spring to mind 😈

Brit here. The jelly (jam to us) is totally unnecessary 😎

How long before you see the first ICE agent riding a warg down main st?

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

“Viral star”? Viral malevolence is more accurate

This has got to be a spoof. Reads like a Private Eye article or an SNL script

He found out his McDonalds order hadn’t been loaded

Pied Piper of Hamelin vibes🥶

The UK has taken out a 99 year lease on Diego Garcia, extendable by 40 years, therefore not giving up the base. The US gets free use

Remembering the state of most men’s’ barnets at that time, I’m not sure you can get away with criticising her’s 😄

Played that album almost continually for ages. Must have driven everyone on my corridor at college nuts 🤣 Still have it