👁️ Simon Novak 👁️ Ordinary Human Extraordinaire

#Quake #LevelDesign

That man is an imposter, kill him with fire.

Expect a stream on Friday while I focus on this map, though. I'm actually kinda cooking now.

Apologies for the radio silence, fellow humans; I hadn't had a decent night's sleep in days and couldn't muster the strength to work, map, *and* be an idiot on the internet. Last night was way better, so I should be able to peel off a little time to lower the collective IQ a little.

Desync was an even better take on Bulletstorm's "kill with skill" concept with an even better art style and an equally good soundtrack. It does *not* pull its punches, even after multiple patches to balance some of the more brutal enemies.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/390030/DESYNC/

Is it wrong that I want a dub of the Batman, but Robert Pattinson doing his Mickey 17 voice?

NGL I kinda want to replay Tron 2.0 after I finish NOLF2

Me shrugging because I have no idea what I wanna play. Art by Light.

Hello, fellow humans.

Not posting a schedule this week because, frankly, I have no idea what I want to play outside of NOLF2. Definitely will play that sometime but I'm probably going to focus on making this map. I might stream that too if I'm rested enough.

*GrumbleIhateDSTGrumble*

It’s all good! I didn’t know what your Bluesky handle was lol

It's still Saturday in some parts of the world it counts.

So I'm making a thing for the Map Center #Quake 30th Anniversary Map Jam and I think I like my progress, so far.

Only 300 more rooms to go! (Yeah right, I wish I was that fast)

#LevelDesign #GameDesign #ScreenshotSaturday

Twitch Normal and completely legitimate human who likes to play, stream, and learn to make video games.

I am doing the #Quake mapping stream now on the purple website please come watch me throw brushes at the wall to see what sticks:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak

#Vtuber #ENVtuber #LevelDesign #GameDesign #SimOnline

I might be late though because I wanna have a good, long nap, so expect me to start ‘round 6PM PST today.

No, I won’t be doing this format in the future, this is a one off joke. Yes, I’m probably lying. No, I won’t be taking questions.

May the Hag never find you in your sleep,
Simon Novak

with the reason being that I realized I might actually be on to something with my submission for the Quake 30th anniversary map jam so I’m gonna stream that after I take a nap. Also you can take this as a stream announcement.

Crap, I forgot alt text, here:
Dear Fellow Humans,

Thank you for supporting me, Simon Novak.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I won’t be streaming Deus Ex Randomized today, March 6th, 2026... 🧵

Please read this important announcement.

#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline #ThisIsntAGraduation #IAmTotallyBoyWhoCriedWolfingAllOfYou #OneDayImGonnaActuallyGraduateAndYoullSayOhThatSimonWhatARascal #IWonderHowLongHastagsCanGetOnBlueSkyImGonnaKeepTypingUntilItWont #OhTheyCanGetThatLong #GoodToKnow

I had a dream where I was playing Timesplitters 2, and I suddenly woke up feeling *massively* restless. Like WTF, body I want to sleep stop doing this.

Thank you mossy for the raid! Her channel is here:
https://www.twitch.tv/princessmossy/

We raided Junko! Their channel is here:
https://www.twitch.tv/darling_junko

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Starting now on my channel right here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak

A SCREAMEN SKELETEN POKEN THRU A AMERICAN FLAG AND THERE SAYIN "YOUR TALKING TO A AMERICAN - MY BODY IS FULL OF MICRO PLASTICS, MY MIND IS CONSUMER BY TRYING TO AFFORD FOOD N HOUSING, DONT LIKE IT, MOST OF US DONT!!!" - MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT LET US MOVE TO YOUR COUNTRY MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE,ZONE ADMIN

🔥🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN

Marathon

To echo everyone else's thoughts, I too wish Marathon was a singleplayer video game
aftermath.site/bungie-maratho...

If I didn't have a zillion things I want to work on in my personal backlog, I would totally demake No One Lives Forever into Perfect Dark's engine. Instead, we're just going to play #NoOneLivesForever2 on the purple site at 5PM PST!

#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline

Thank you, Jack the Ripper! Their channel is here:
https://www.twitch.tv/jacktheripper_tv/about

Starting now!

GitHub - SuiMachine/LiveSplit.StreamerBot: A websocket connection between LiveSplit and StreamerBot, that allows running events in StreamerBot based on Split states. In a way, a simplified fork of my ... A websocket connection between LiveSplit and StreamerBot, that allows running events in StreamerBot based on Split states. In a way, a simplified fork of my own LiveSplit.VTS. - SuiMachine/LiveSpli...

I will just drop this in here - you might find it useful if you are a speedrunner who uses StreamerBot. And maybe post a video and some more examples over this week.
github.com/SuiMachine/L...

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👁️ AT 5PM PST 👁️

Did you know it's been 4 years since I started streaming? Let's celebrate by playing my first-ever game on stream: #ShadowWarrior3!

That happens on the purple site here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak

#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline

The masculine urge to just completely redo my schedule and stream graphics in the style of CICADAMATA/Nu-Marathon.

Note to self: Get Oni and play that sometime.

Also yes, this map is going to be *another* homage to Conan the Barbarian lmao

Listen, when your favorite horror author was best friends with 90s-era id's favorite horror author there's going to be some overlap.

I was also going to do one big text document, but then remembered that UML exists and is way better at helping me organize how this map is going to go.