If you consistently join meetings 5+ minutes before it starts, then I'm going to assume that you don't have enough work to fill your time.
If you're joining 10+ minutes before, then I KNOW you don't have enough work to fill your time.
The deep cuts
Some kids grew up playing "The Floor is Lava", but I grew up playing "Porcupines and Scorpions".
I like my version better.
Hello again to my arch nemesis, Azure DevOps Pipeline variables.
I've never tried snails, but I would try them.
Don't care for olives and most blue cheeses I've tried, can tolerate them if they're in something though.
Used to be a hard pass on mushrooms, but I'm coming around a bit.
Everything else is game on.
Like truckers pay attention to closures/restricted routes in the first place lol
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
Boys have a penis
Girls have a vagina
Guy at the hardware store asked me if I really thought I was going to need the new snow shovel I was buying yesterday.
I told him that when your local meteorologist friend said they were getting a new snow shovel, you buy a snow shovel!
Worst case scenario is I'm out $16.
NWS Nashville graphic showing a map of middle TN with Chance for >3in of snow. Nashville is 65% and Chattanooga is 50%.
NWS Morristown graphic of Probabilistic Winter Storm Severity Index. For Minor impact, More than 60% for most of Tennessee, and higher by Nashville. And 10% for Chattanooga, and rising to 30% for northern TN, with chances likely to rise.
Chattanooga winter weather update for Tuesday 1/20:
Likely Start Time:
Early Saturday
End of Precip: Sunday night
End of Impact: Tuesday
Likelihood of Snow >3": 50%
Likelihood of Freezing rain >0.25": 35%
Moderate Impact Likelihood: 65%
Major Impact Likelihood: 15% (likely to rise)
#TNwx
This sounds topically adjacent to github.com/Gorcenski/sk...
If you haven't seen this, it might come in handy for your implementation.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
After more than 30 days since inquiring, the files have mysteriously stopped being accessed.
This isn't the first time I've asked our CTM team about something, them claiming no responsibility, and the issue suddenly disappearing.
Why so shady, CTM team?
2/2
Me: Hey cyberthreat team, why do these old files in this temp directory keep having their access time updated? It looks like something is scanning them every 4 weeks on Wednesday at 16:30
CTM: We don't have anything that scans every 4 weeks on Wednesday at 16:30
1/2
He said that's the first time he's heard of anybody suggesting an axe and a magnifying glass for off-grid living, but that it was a really good idea!
But more on the sword thing, he said these were regular swords, these were $200-$300 LUXURIOUS swords.
Somehow I managed not to laugh at him.
3/3
He told me about a friend of his who wanted to live off-grid, and said friend was encouraging him to buy a sword. I'm not entirely sure what the fuck a sword is supposed to be useful for when living off grid, but I suggested he buy an axe and a nice 3-4" magnifying glass.
2/3
My Lyft driver last night was a true bozo. He started the ride telling me how he's definitely not racist, and then proceeded to say a bunch of dumb shit that definitely makes him racist.
And while that's truly awful, a bit unsurprising. The true "WFT?" moment for me, though, came after that.
1/3
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
Searched for "antioch college prank hero", found an old reddit post (~12 years old) that linked to the site, along with a link to forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p... - so I did another search for "velocity gnome prank", and found an article that linked to thefutureshock.com site.
Looks like the website is no longer up, but I believe this is what you're looking for -
web.archive.org/web/20250409...
Bought a Bosch 800 in July 2025. It threw an error code and stopped working in October. There's a technical bulletin that says to replace the main circuit board. New board installed on December 1. Error code returned on December 11.
Still waiting on a technician to come diagnose. Beware the 800!
Heh, just a cousin eddie quote from christmas vacation.
Fried pussycat
Fuck you if you're setting off fireworks on Christmas Eve or any other night.
Guess what isn't open today.
The doggy daycare where my dog goes.
Guess how I found out...
Just turned off notifications for my work apps. The next 10 days will be bliss.
Proud to say I've never created a TikTok account and have never installed the app.
Any visits to the site have been purely accidental.
If you still have TikTok, the best time to remove it was to never install it in the first place. The second best time is now.
My lunch ticket number was 666, and the guy making my food refused to call it out.
I told him I was hanging onto my ticket as a badge of honor.
If you're not down with the devil, I don't want you making my BLT wrap! 😈
My airpods are having issues, so I added headphones to my Christmas list.
My wife said "you can get your own headphones", so I saw Bose was having a sale on their QuietComfort line and picked a pair up.
My wife is going to be surprised when I unwrap the new headphones she got me.
✅ Light up the tree
👊🏼
🥃 cheers!
