ME: omg i have so much to do today
BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don't feel bad for only doing some of it
ME: that doesn't make any sense
BRAIN: don't tell me how to do my job
ME: omg i have so much to do today
BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don't feel bad for only doing some of it
ME: that doesn't make any sense
BRAIN: don't tell me how to do my job
She looks like such a super hero in this one π€©
#sussexsquad - I'm just going to leave this here while I go mop up my heart.
Meghan. Comforting a mom whose son is undergoing cancer treatment in Jordan.
(π½: Vittoria "X")
#SussexSquad
I love when the weather turns ugly because it makes the decision I already made not to leave the house for the whole day seem way more reasonable
Epstein Files Link Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to Balmoral Email andΒ Maxwell
The latest release of the Epstein files adds documentary weight to what survivors and investigators have said for years. An email sent from Balmoral, signed βA xxx,β asks Ghislaine Maxwell to find βnew inappropriateβ¦
I always just say itβs a radio show on demand, and then they get it
She did live in Toronto for like 10 years too
Guys even Bill and Ted are having full blown existential meltdowns we are so very cooked
The new season of #Wednesday is verging on almost too scary, and yet, not spooky enough, like why wasnβt Christopher Lloydβs head in an actual jar?
Grok is antisemitic now? BINGO!
Wowow Ellen came ready to rumble
Why does Tina Belcherβs inner monologue sound sooo much likeβ¦myyy inner monologueβ¦
Ice cream trucks should switch to soup when itβs rainy out
Any idea where the sneakers are from??
All that talk about Hot Priest and yet no one thought to mention Hot Moriarty? #AndrewScott π₯
I just had a sudden yearning for a land line again. Huh.
Hey guys remember to wait thirty minutes after you eat before you start dissociating or youβll cramp
The man's lawyer says he was "disappeared" to El Salvador after being falsely accused of gang affiliations.
Excited by the info but hate that article
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word βterrorism,β then expect to be called a βterroristβ soon yourself.
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
βThis is the first arrest of many to come," Trump said.
you should legally have to tell me if my password has a special character in it before I click "forgot password?"
Need a fairy for other body parts. Losing hair would be a lot easier if I knew Iβd wake up to a loose cigarette under my pillow.
Itβs official, I want Meghan to be my mom β€οΈ
Anoraβs Oscars triumph is a crushing defeat for prudes.
Did Anora just win for every category it was nominated in??