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Andrea Varsany

@blandrea

I dance like a dad. I make podcasts for money, but bad jokes for free. (she/her)

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ME: omg i have so much to do today

BRAIN: best i can do is none of it so that you don't feel bad for only doing some of it

ME: that doesn't make any sense

BRAIN: don't tell me how to do my job

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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04.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 436 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

She looks like such a super hero in this one 🀩

27.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#sussexsquad - I'm just going to leave this here while I go mop up my heart.

Meghan. Comforting a mom whose son is undergoing cancer treatment in Jordan.

(πŸ“½: Vittoria "X")

26.02.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

#SussexSquad

27.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when the weather turns ugly because it makes the decision I already made not to leave the house for the whole day seem way more reasonable

23.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein Files Link Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to Balmoral Email andΒ Maxwell The latest release of the Epstein files adds documentary weight to what survivors and investigators have said for years. An email sent from Balmoral, signed β€œA xxx,” asks Ghislaine Maxwell to find β€œnew inappropriate friends.” The language, the setting, and the timing matter. They sit alongside photographs, flight records, and law-enforcement requests that point to sustained access and protection. This article examines what the files show and why accountability still failed.

Epstein Files Link Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to Balmoral Email andΒ Maxwell

The latest release of the Epstein files adds documentary weight to what survivors and investigators have said for years. An email sent from Balmoral, signed β€œA xxx,” asks Ghislaine Maxwell to find β€œnew inappropriate…

23.12.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I always just say it’s a radio show on demand, and then they get it

28.11.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She did live in Toronto for like 10 years too

29.10.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Guys even Bill and Ted are having full blown existential meltdowns we are so very cooked

07.09.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

The new season of #Wednesday is verging on almost too scary, and yet, not spooky enough, like why wasn’t Christopher Lloyd’s head in an actual jar?

21.08.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grok is antisemitic now? BINGO!

09.07.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wowow Ellen came ready to rumble

01.07.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does Tina Belcher’s inner monologue sound sooo much like…myyy inner monologue…

19.06.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ice cream trucks should switch to soup when it’s rainy out

28.05.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

Any idea where the sneakers are from??

24.05.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All that talk about Hot Priest and yet no one thought to mention Hot Moriarty? #AndrewScott πŸ”₯

01.05.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had a sudden yearning for a land line again. Huh.

04.04.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey guys remember to wait thirty minutes after you eat before you start dissociating or you’ll cramp

03.04.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 694 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gay Venezuelan Makeup Artist Among Hundreds Deported Without Due Process The man's lawyer says he was "disappeared" to El Salvador after being falsely accused of gang affiliations.

The man's lawyer says he was "disappeared" to El Salvador after being falsely accused of gang affiliations.

23.03.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Excited by the info but hate that article

23.03.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word β€œterrorism,” then expect to be called a β€œterrorist” soon yourself.

17.03.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 35990 πŸ” 10824 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 412

the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain

10.03.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 11225 πŸ” 2264 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 71
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Trump Confirms He Had Columbia University Student Activist Arrested

β€œThis is the first arrest of many to come," Trump said.

10.03.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

you should legally have to tell me if my password has a special character in it before I click "forgot password?"

10.03.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Need a fairy for other body parts. Losing hair would be a lot easier if I knew I’d wake up to a loose cigarette under my pillow.

07.03.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 414 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s official, I want Meghan to be my mom ❀️

05.03.2025 04:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Part of Anora’s Oscars Triumph That’s Truly Revolutionary There’s one way in which this movie is like no Best Picture winner before.

Anora’s Oscars triumph is a crushing defeat for prudes.

03.03.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Did Anora just win for every category it was nominated in??

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