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This just in, my rectum may or may not have have become home to a family of magical elves distantly related to the Keeblers. News at 11
This has to be the funniest imperial collapse in history
BREAKING:
The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.
They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.
DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
I, however, am hoping for an uprising against the US government.
They aren't the enemy. We are.
You know what he did say though
Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters
Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.
Perfection
Abolish both parties or, better yet, remove the barriers for entry that protect both parties from being swamped by third parties that actually represent the interests of the people.
You can be a nazi without being an antisemite. Just look at Israel. It's the nazi part I worry about.
FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
Haven't checked the news yet. Still holding out hope that DC is a smoking rubble pit.
And stabbed. On sight.
It won Photo of the Year somewhere. It's a wasp nest up close, I think.
I hope I wake up in the morning and DC is a radioactive crater.
Ok, bot, you are getting a little too big for your britches.
The Phoenician Scheme is excellent.
Why would a staff sergeant be a military advisor to the president?
Why would there be a flag patch on an undershirt?
Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.
Look, pragmatism demands you vote for a freakish white republican like Gavin Newsome because he can deliver votes in difficult areas, unlike radical tankies like *reads carefully* this bible scholar in North Carolina who obliterated his opponent.
Today, he'd be lauded as a free-speech warrior
The God-like power that I want most is a Twitter clone with a kill button. Right next to the like button. Maybe it would have a failsafe like a window would pop up with "Are you sure you want to kill this person? Yes/No". And the person doing the thing I hate instantly drops dead. Poof. Gone.
open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
These are the monsters we are killing for.
Beautiful!
