John Z

Lead water consumption as a child

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C u @ the Val Hallen

The Talladega Nights soundtrack slaps.

Any respectable Pittsburgher has Renegade atleast three different times on their music streaming playlist. Pieces of Eight, Greatest Hits, Gold.

Meme: The Duolingo owl and the Hooters owl are brothers. One chose the path of knowledge. The other, the path of jumbo bazoingas, short shorts and chicken wings. An unbridgeable schism. A tale as old as time. The response: Their father, the Tootsie Roll Own, is equally proud of both and just wishes he could have his family back.

Stanley Mochi
Stanley Tucci
Stanley Doechii
Stanley Fourcci’s Lasagna

Bro. A Kung Fu Panda ice skate performance in a full panda suit, with Deadpool and Sub-Zero accompanied with Jack Black Britney Spears cover concluded with Jackie Chan giving him stuffed pandas. This is a fever dream id like to remain in

Second will be AI recognition. Oh, you think those fake army girls form Jesus? Banned.

Well two of them are, and they also aren’t my captain 🇨🇦

FuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK

If Crosby isn’t good when we resume NHL play…. I’m gonna sad Wolverine touch my phone lock screen which isn’t my wife or my dogs, but Crosby.

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Michael Jordan whipped nascars ass in court then immediately wins Daytona

The Raiders are set to hire Seahawks QBs coach Andrew Janocko as their new offensive coordinator, per The Insiders, filling a big role for new coach Klint Kubiak.

Janocko was with Kubiak in New Orleans and Seattle and now Las Vegas.

Kenny Albert taking over mentioning Pittsburgh responsibilities after Docs retirement. Thank you for your service

Also, I haven’t been paying attention to the OMIH rosters but god damn Sweden is a stacked roster if you don’t look at Canada

What are the Tkachuk brothers gonna do playing against the fatherland today? On one hand they want to win, on the other, don’t wanna upset grandpapa

I never realized how fast my brain can reference something from Spaceballs until today. Like does my subconscious always have Spaceballs playing like Murderbot? What normal brain can immediately respond with Perri-air during a convo about scents? Are there drugs for this?

Don’t mind me I’m just hammered in my hotel room saluting Ilia Malinin as he performs his routine

Fick you I’m a 12 tonight

Please tell me Pepe the King Prawn also has the Fanny pack to complete the turtle neck chain ensemble #themuppetshow

Get them out you old bitch. Do literally anything.

This patriots pregame blow fest is all I need to root for the Texans to smother their offense

Gainwell by name, gain very well by reputation

One cool thing about playing around with low budget volumes of stocks for fun is voting on stuff, like against executive compensations. And that they have to do studies the board tells you they don’t want to do.

Voldemort died from expelliarmus. What a turd.

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NFL teams that aren’t perennial curses that need a coach

Treat em like they’re Pinkertons

Peyton rockin his Invisalign’s during the broadcast is a play