She’s alive. ALIVE.
06.01.2026 03:40
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In 💅🏻
06.05.2025 18:30
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Nothing speaks to the current state of Christianity more than the fact that atheists can give Pope Francis credit for trying to follow the teachings of Jesus while “Christians” like Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrate his death because he challenged her to do the same.
26.04.2025 14:52
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Hi friend! Me too!!
Are you listening, @nbcbayarea.com ?!?!
26.04.2025 02:53
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David Hogg needs to get a job in the private sector and leave us alone.
24.04.2025 19:42
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Can’t wait to watch in just over an hr. 💫
Dateline is when it’s painful to be a west coaster. 😭
26.04.2025 02:50
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If I’m murdered and my story is on #Dateline and they don’t use my most flattering photos, I will haunt every MF involved for eternity.
26.04.2025 02:25
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Back at ya.
26.04.2025 01:55
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We all are like that I think.
26.04.2025 01:51
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Me too
26.04.2025 01:42
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You’re gonna make all the stoners go wild 💨
26.04.2025 01:26
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I’m still alive. Just not here much.
26.04.2025 01:25
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The CIA quietly adding a breathalyzer to Pete Hegseth's official government phone
25.03.2025 01:28
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octopus? you mean submarine spiders
19.03.2025 19:51
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When my daughter was born, the nurse said "what a beautiful baby" she looked at me and said, "she must look a lot like her father"
22.03.2025 13:08
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Silly bitch logging on
20.03.2025 19:17
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Get in line
19.03.2025 03:13
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I was in the store in my scrubs looking a mess. And then I see this dog slaying.
19.03.2025 03:07
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That Isn’t As Funny As I Thought When I Was High: A Memoir
19.03.2025 02:18
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My 12 yo old perfect autistic son has been investing his allowance in the stock market for the last 9 months and has made more gains percentage wise than I have in my 48 years.
19.03.2025 02:49
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19.03.2025 02:29
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Stop what you’re doing and look at this baby I just met in the grocery store.
LMFAOOOO 💕
19.03.2025 01:42
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🥹🩷 Thank you 😭
19.03.2025 01:36
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If you see a man looking stressed ask him if if’s because he’s a disappointment
18.03.2025 22:59
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My patient sent a letter to my hospital saying I’m an angel in disguise.
So I expect an Oscar nod for this.
19.03.2025 01:15
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19.03.2025 01:14
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So high I just gave the little floater in my eye a whole identity and a character arc.
18.03.2025 02:10
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Whoa. In the city?
18.03.2025 02:58
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Oh wow. I felt nothing at home in SF.
18.03.2025 02:54
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