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@slakingfool

A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation. Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.

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I was gifted with a really bothersome spelling. It was unique for a while, but I've seen it around for quite some time.

09.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elizabethan Instagram?

09.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For myself, I blame Penn Jillette.

cc @mindnoodler.bsky.social

09.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had some really stupid ideas when I was a teenager. Some years later, working in an old office building, I spied the door to a local office for the Bunker Ramo Corporation. So either that or Rico Oeste.

09.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welp. Filter is back.

09.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Paul was demonstrating how to order a pizza like Shakespeare, I thought...

"A pound of flesh!"

"So, Meat Lovers?"

"Yes. With bread sticks."

09.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup.

09.03.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post-nut clarity.

09.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could live off a cromulent salad bar.

09.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"My Shake Weight broke!"

09.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sick indeed. ;)

09.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fastball to the temple will silence them.

09.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alas, we pay for them eventually.

09.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A 6 oz. bag of Girl Scouts Thin Mints Snappers, made by Edward Marc Chocolatier.

A 6 oz. bag of Girl Scouts Thin Mints Snappers, made by Edward Marc Chocolatier.

There should NOT be a product called Girl Scouts Snappers.

09.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Patti Smith, "Horses"
Joni Mitchell, "Dog Eat Dog"
Lucinda Williams, "Car Wheels on a Gravel Road"
Marianne Faithful, "Kissin Time"
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, "I Love Rock 'n Roll"
#InternationalWomensDay

08.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm. Bluesky's content filters must be wonky. I got a big lubed penis in my "Vegas" feed, unblurred and without content warnings. Kinda jealous.

08.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Daylight Saving Time began at 2 a.m. this morning. My first of two Further Review pages in today's Spokesman-Review looks at the history of DST and what causes the seasons (because Spring begins on March 20).

08.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Down the hall, but first a couple of questions. Do you cut down trees? Do you eat lunch?"

08.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bruegger's? I haven't had a Bruegger's since the long gone Skywalk shop stopped selling bags of day olds.

07.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thrilling sequel to "BLiP."

07.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hey! My truth is up here!"

07.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"They are going to cast me as David Banner's wife."

07.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is wearing a hoodie and laughing in front of a fire background . Alt: a cartoon character is wearing a hoodie and laughing in front of a fire background .
07.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice looking "BLiP."

07.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might as well start eating more fiber.

07.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A TRON reboot?

07.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent . Alt: mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent .

"Okay, Hulk. Leave!"

"Hulk will stay!"

07.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The taint of justice.

07.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmm. Future drinking water?

05.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Do we tell them?"

05.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0