Compare that to sales. Recently heard somewhere I worked handed out 20% of margin made on deals. Imagine you do millions in margin (quite plausible there).
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Compare that to sales. Recently heard somewhere I worked handed out 20% of margin made on deals. Imagine you do millions in margin (quite plausible there).
Alternative septic system... Toss the chamberpot in the street. Much cheaper. :)
In a story where they call a fish that isn't a flatfish "flouder", you've got no chance of getting anatomically plausible inverts.
"We'll need six million dollars"
"Sorry no, what do you think this funding stream is even like, we were thinking more like $200, tops!"
"But we can rebuilt himb..." :(
Probably still more effective than some people who are not only eligible, but got elected. :C
Lil MRI might be ok.
Lil Transient Ischaemic Attack is never going to catch on
Lil TIA is a banger though.
I feel like the elder scrolls has city sized crabs people built inside of on Morrowind.
That looks suspiciously like a beaver
Pretty sure the priests in the UK declared geese to be fish in the middle ages so Friday dinners were not just eel.
Famous in saaarf laaahdaaahn
If it goes wrong, you might have to migrate to CouchDB.
Or a 50-100 feral hogger.
6 bad doodles with text under each one. horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab. shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style. crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes. shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away. crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped. horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.
#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request
What the coming Arthropod Intelligence (AI) revolution means for your business.
Can you imagine LinkedIn for Daphnia?
What a drying up puddle taught me about business.
Being low down in the food chain taught me to hustle and I made 18 billion rotifers in 6 weeks.
Someone called me a jerk today. That's just how I move. What I learned about discrimination in the workplace.
The nanos with the screens are so cute. I replaced the battery in my wife's one a few years ago, gave it a new lease of life.
At least you're not going on a Canada Geas.
Box of frozen durian fruit. "musang king" brand.
Saw this, realised this was your job title.
Might also be a robber crab in a zebra costume.
More of a banshee, I'd say :D
The loudest thing in any datacentre I have been in (other than a big Cisco, briefly, on startup) is a bunch of Dragen servers that has the fans turned permanently to 100%. You can hear them outside the datacentre through the double steel doors and some distance down the corridor past more fire doors
Here's a bunch of random chunks of As Ts Gs and Cs. Good luck lining those up, peasants.
Some cave monster has nearly finished his daily eel.
NSS. Non-sanger-sequencing.
Not just talking about it, they made a pilot deployment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
When you've been in the DC for 12 straight hours and you're thirsty AF, remember your cable water.
Huh. My brain thought horseshoe crabs were only in America. Now there's a thing I know. Nice.
For every 3 American Sweet Shops over here, we have one Harry Potter shop.
We are tangentially (diagon alley?) aware of Mr. Potter and his shenanigans.
Some headlines, taglines and brands from that timeline...
"DinoBites: It's true, everything does taste like chicken."
Ethically Farmed Extinct Creatures: the new Palaeo Diet.
Long Dead Lobster(TM)
I imagine the evolutionary arms race has a particular frequency range one could work outside of.